U-KISS RELEASE FLAWLESS NEW SINGLE "GANGSTAR BOY"

 

When you first hear the title for U-KISS's new amazing single "Gangstar Boy", you might get a little confused. No it's not about the star of a gang group named Boy. No, that would be too predictable. It's about a cute boy singing cute lyrics to this cute girl over fun and funky synths and auto-tune to kill ya favez career.

There's a cute breakdown that sounds like it could be from Mario Brothers, until it turns to some Skrillex shit, so I'm assuming Skrillex is coming out with his Mario Brothers Remix disc. I'd buy it to be honest.

BAKER RETURNS WITH "IF U LOVE ME"

 

If you're one of the hundreds of people that read my introduction post about BAKER, then, you should probably know that he just released his new single "If U Love Me" The song is a nice piece of club anthem. BAKER begs "if u love me, let me hear you say it" and the synths are going nuts and the drums are like boom, and you're fist pumping like you're not writing this blog post on your bed, in your room. 

GIRLS GENERATION RELEASE "DANCING QUEEN" A COVER / REWORK OF "MERCY" BY DUFFY

 

Someone over at SM Entertainment had an amazing idea four years ago. The idea was to have SNSD record a video for a song they'd release four years later. The song was a cover of Duffy's "Mercy" but only reworked so much it should be considered an original song. "Dancing Queen" not only is their best song to date, but, it's also their catchiest.

DEMI LOVATO'S PERFORMANCE AT THE XFACTOR USA FINALE GAVE ME SOME MAJOR CHILLS!

 

You know, I've never really been a fan of Demi. She's cute and all but she's no Selena Gomez in my eyes (the true queen of Disney) I thought her cute little job at the XFactor was cute and adorable and that she was an OK judge. "Give Your Heart A Break" aka the longest fucking title ever is a song I can actually tolerate so when I found out that she was gonna perform it at the finale with Flop Harmo-lost-their-ny I was a bit intrigued. 

GIRLS ALOUD PERFORM THEIR CLASSIC "LOVE MACHINE" AT THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW!

 

Girls Aloud, aka, The BIGGEST / MOST SUCCESSFUL girl group in the UK, continue to promote their latest Greatest Hits album "Ten" (in stores now). They recently visited The Graham Norton Show to perform one of their flawless classics "Love Machine". The Girls Almighty Aloud used their Tangled Up Tour Mix for it with the hot breakdown.

DAILY GRACE, A FABULOUS VLOGGER, AND HER MAIN BITCHES RELEASE NEW CHRISTMAS CLASSIC "CHRISTMAS SWEATZ"!

 

Daily Grace is one of my favorite YouTube Vloggers, she's funny, she's cute, she's nasty and naughty and a little bit of nice from time to time. She's funky and she knows no limits, except for speeding limits. The ho recently moved to California and that's probably the best decision she's ever made. She's made appearances on other vloggers, and an interview with Ms. Pohler, yeah, from SNL, Pohler. Today (or yesterday, idk your time) her and her group of flawless bitches uploaded what I'm predicting will be a new Christmas Classic. 

TAYLOR SWIFT PREMIERES "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE" MUSIC VIDEO!

 

Thank to the flawless lyrics written by the pop/country songstress; "IKYWT" has been selling pretty well in digital music stores as well as gaining radio play in huge amounts. "IKYWT" sees Taylor taking the brave route, she admits she's stupid and that she likes bad guys and that it's her damn fault when they break her achey breaky heart. 

The music video tries really hard to get you to believe their love is true. With many shots of them being cute and hugging each other and kissing and Taylor spreading her legs while he plays the guitar; it's fucking insane. The video fails at actually making you like him because he's a total douchebag. The scene at the bar when he touches one of the billiard balls just to fuck with the guy; seriously? That's not even gangster. So when he other guy and his gang started beating the shit out of him, I was glad 'cause mofo needs to learn.

SELENA GOMEZ DANCES TO "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE" BY TAYLOR SWIFT / FLAWLESS DANCER / FLAWLESS QUEEN!

 

Selena Gomez wants to send Justin Bieber a big ol' "I Knew You Were Trouble" in this new video. Selena dances, is sex doll and belts out some serious vocals. 

If you don't know yet, Sel and Justin have been on a bit of a rocky situation for the last couple of weeks so this video comes as no surprise. Selena is usually pretty quiet about these sorts of things so this is kind of a huge deal.

TAYLOR SWIFT'S "RED" SELLS MORE THAN 3 MILLION ALBUMS IN LESS THAN A MONTH. THE SKY IS BLUE.

 

*laughing at your flops*

Taylor Swift's team is the best team ever. Not only do they make her look all innocent with her cute, pure and adorable dresses, her cute curls and shit; when in reality she's a skanky hoe. But who gives a fucking fuck who the fuck she's fucking? Taylor is flawless and her repetitive lyrics are the best thing since 1776. 

THE PRETTY RECKLESS PREMIERE "KILL ME"

 

Taylor usually gets it right; and I say usually now because "Kill Me" is a messy ass track. The guitar is too loud, her vocals are too soft and the lyrics, what is this fuckery!?

NASHVILLE - THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK IS AMAZING!

 

Nashville is this epic drama on ABC that slays all dramas ever (except Revenge.) It revolves around Rayna (old lady) and Juliette (Hayden Hot-nettiere). Rayna is this hasbeen country singer (think Floptina, Alice LostHerKeys, Flopriah Floprey, etc) who is struggling to sell her latest album and Hayden is like the Taylor Swift of the show, selling albums like it's crack in the middle of midwest America. 

INTRODUCING - THE EX GIRLFRIENDS "WE ARE THE PARTY"!

I was just googling around trying to find me a torrent for this movie, minding my own damn business when out of nowhere this song starts playing from a pop-up ad. I hear electro-beats, club synths and just a fun song with a ton of autotune. I'm digging it, ya know, waving my hands, messing my hair up, acting a ratchet ass mess... and then I actually pay attention to the lyrics... child.

KE$HA PROVES ALL YA BITCHES THAT SHE CAN SING / RELEASES "DECONSTRUCTED" EP

 

Many of you skanks judge Ke$ha for her hard partying ways and for her crazy hair and the fact she puts more Autotune on her songs than Indians put spices in their food* but she's out to prove all of you madafakas wrong with her amazing new acoustic EP "Deconstructed". Don't get confused though, she also just released "Warrior" her second FULL album, so go and buy both.

"Deconstructed" gives us hardcore K$ fans an excuse to be delusional and shove in everyone's faces that Queen$ha is actually Singer$ha. K$'s EP is a moody and sad EP, all it's missing is a gratis razor and you're set for life. 

UNION J, THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE NADINE IN THE GROUP!

Union J was part of the 3455th season of the XFactor UK. They were sadly eliminated recently but that doesn't stop the critics and the girls as they label them the next One Direction. Union J is composed of the original Triple J (whom didn't make the cut) so the producers added a 4th member and the rest is history. They are JJ, Jaymi, Josh and George. I don't know why they're called Union J instead of 3J1G (B1A4 reference, google it) but what do I know?

The group, they're a group because George can play the guitar, so therefore they're a group and not a boy band. The four guys are cute, they sing well and they look well together. They performed for 9 weeks on the XFactor, improving week by week, showcasing some serious talent. Now my only problem is that JJ and George never sing... mainly JJ, he never sings. Sometimes they throw a line at George here and there but it's usually Jaymi (God, horrible spelling) and Josh singing the tunes which would be fine if George and JJ didn't actually sing well; which isn't the case.

SPICA GET ON SOME KOREAN TROUBLES DUE TO THEIR SKANKY "LONELY" OUTFITS FOR MUSIC BANK!

 

Karma is a bitch! SPICA thought they could just walk around, rip off Girls Aloud's "Can't Speak French" and SISTAR's "Alone" and not get any sort of backlash. Well they did get away with it thanks to their nearly flawless performances, but, the funny thing is that now they're getting criticism for their skanky outfit for Music Bank. LOL!

THE PRETTY RECKLESS TO COMEBACK WITH "KILL ME"

 

The Pretty Reckless are one of my favorite bands and let me tell you why. Taylor gives no fucks, bitch is over here singing about having sex with a priest, smoking, drugs and all these other X rated topics and the ho ain't even 18...well wasn't when all those things were released. On paper it sounds like TPR would be a corny ass mess but Taylor somehow makes her repetitive lyrics get stuck in your head.

KPOP'S BOYFRIEND RELEASE DOUBLE SINGLE "DANCE DANCE DANCE" / "MY LADY" IN JAPAN / CONQUER THE CHARTS / PROVE THEY'RE THE ROOKIE GROUP TO BEAT IN JAPAN / JAPAN LOVES BOYFRIEND!

 

BOYFRIEND keeps proving they are the 'it" Korean group in Japan when their new double single "Dance, Dance, Dance" & "My Lady". "DX3" is the most JPop song they have released to date. As to be expected, the song is a rollercoaster of raps, sing-talk, and a slow breakdown that starts to build again higher than how it started. Whereas "DX3" is a fun, cute little thing, "My Lady" is a cute little thing...with a Christmas theme. Creative? Yes! Can your fave? No. "My Lady" is a typical JPop song in my opinion and I don't listen to legit JPop to begin with but pretend I'm a know-it-all and that I'm correct 101% of the time.

CALVIN HARRIS CHOOSES HORRIBLE TINNIE TEMPAH ASSISTED "DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE" AS NEW SINGLE OFF "18"

 

Calvin has gotten it wrong for the first time since the never ending "18" era began. Calvin has probably already released 246 singles off of this album but that doesn't stop him as he chooses the boring fest known as "Drinking from the Bottle"... why? I've got no clue.

WHY ARE GIRLS ALOUD MAKING A VIDEO FOR "BEAUTIFUL 'CAUSE YOU LOVE ME"?

 

*Actual, legit, 100% real picture form the actual, legit, 100% real video shoot for "Beautiful 'Cause You Love Me"; why is this happening instead of "On The Metro"? Because God hates us*

I don't hate "BCYLM" but it's no "On The Metro" nor is it "Every Now and Then". Whoever is making this decision over at Xenomania needs to stop. We all know you're jelly that you didn't produce "On The Metro" and that it's a fan fave but don't sabotage the girls' comeback with this not-so-great song. 

KE$HA'S NEW ALBUM "WARRIOR" HAS THE MOST ATROCIOUS AND SLOW LEAK IN THE HISTORY OF SLOW AND ATROCIOUS ALBUM LEAKS

 

The new Illuminati Kueen's album "Warrior" started leaking 905859837575483 days ago, with a song leaking and then another one and then another one and then the full album in a horrible, unbearable sound quality leaked only to make us hate humanity and everyone that's ever stepped foot on this earth. Then some hoes decided to be complete douchebags and recode the shitty LQ and call it HQ and raise our hopes until someone got a hold of an OK / listenable quality yesterday. Seriously, it took forever and a day for this fucking album to leak. Was it worth the wait and the 139458583 zip files now on your computer? Well, yeah, duh K$ slays.

SHINee PREMIERE AMAZING NON-BOX MUSIC VIDEO FOR THEIR FLAWLESS NEW JAPANESE SINGLE "100 YEARS..."

 

The new Kings of Japan have unleashed the full PV / MV for their flawless new single "1000 Years..." and it's so beautiful, like so beautiful the only other word that comes to mind is super beautiful. It's about some hospital patient and SHINee are like some angels or some shit and there's a flying bus and a lot of sad scenes and a lot of tears (mainly coming from my eyes, because I got a little teary)

The video has a long, yet, impeccable intro where you see the boys waiting for a bus, yes, a bus, can your fave wait for a bus as flawless as the new Kings of Japan?!? Don't think so bitch. 

TVXQ PREMIERE NEW SINGLE "HUMANOIDS" / NOT AS GREAT AS "CATCH ME" BUT WHAT IN THIS WORLD IS?

 

How would I describe "Humanoids".... hmmm... well it's like the non-breasted sister of "Catch Me" that didn't get big enough boobs during puberty so she has to suck a lot of dicks and have faux lesbian seshs with her friends to make up for it. In all seriousness, I do like the song it's just not up there with "Catch Me" and "Keep Your..." 

GIRLS ALOUD'S "ON THE METRO" LEAKS / NICOLA REMAINS A FLAW-FREE SONGWRITER

 

Girls Aloud are showing every bitch in the bizz what it really takes to be the number one girl group in the world. Their comeback has been short of amazing. Their comeback single "Something New" was an amazing intro to the beautiful cheesy ballad "Beautiful 'Cause You Love Me" and now along with "Every Now and Then" comes "On The Metro" which is by far the best song out of the four and I'm not saying that just cuz NicGodla Roberts wrote the masterpiece. 

DAL*SHABET RELEASE NEW FLAWLESS KPOP GEM "HAVE / DON'T HAVE", EVERYTHING IS FLAWLESS.

 

I've always liked Dal*Shabet, they're cute, bubbly and super talented. Ok, maybe "talented" is a stretch but they have really grown to be great entertainers and the back-up vocal isn't that loud anymore. "Have, Don't Have" is a fantastic disco gem with a modern twist that's just addicting; but, what I'm here for is really the "Electro Swing Remix" because it is seriously the best thing to happen to earth since water.

TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMS "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE" / STARTS SHOOTING MV!

 

The queen of album sales of the 21st century, aka, Ms. Taylor Swift has in four weeks sold 2.8M copies of her amazing new album "Red". She's been performing different songs on different tv shows. She performed "IKYWT" at the AMAs yesterday, which btw was epic because she's epic and that's what epic people do, they're epic. Not only has she done all of that, she also started shooting the music video RIGHT after the AMAs #dedication.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS EXPECTED TO SELL UP TO 80K... FLOPTUS COMING THRU

 

 Floptina...

LOL! 

That's all.

KE$HA RELEASES "C'MON" OFF OF "WARRIOR" AKA "YOUR LOVE IS..." 2012

Ke$ha has combined two of her biggest hits and called it a new song. "C'mon" borrows a lot, if not completely from "Tik Tok" and "Your Love Is My Drug" and smashes them together creating something you did not need in your life. Surprisingly, whoever the fuck produced it, is a fucking genius because the song is short of flaws and full of #1 hit. 

NICOLA AND GIRLS ALOUD PERFORM "SOMETHING NEW" + A NEW TRACK AT THE CHILDREN IN NEED!

After three cruel and devastating years of no Girls Aloud singles, albums, tours or performances; the amazing five-some are back at it with their first televised performance for their brand new Children In Need / comeback single "Something New" And if that wasn't enough, Nicola and the rest of Girls Aloud also showed the UK and the internet why they all won "Popstar Rivals" back in 2002 with their spankingly cheesy ballad "Beautiful 'Cause You Love Me"

THAI CUTIE, NATHEW, RELEASES GENERIC YET FLAWLESS KOREAN DEBUT SINGLE "SHE'S BAD"

 

Let me start off by saying I know nothing about Nathew, whether or not he's famous in Thailand or if he's released anything worth listening to in Thai. Now with the awkward moment out of the way, "She's Bad" is a nice, thick, juice slice of Korean Pop goodness. It's addicting, it's got a generic beat our brain is familiar with, it's got a shit ton of auto-tune, pretty much, it's every male pop singer's dream song. 

ARASHI'S "WELCOME TO OUR PARTY" IS THE BEST JPOP SONG SINCE 1567! / "POPCORN" IS #1 ALBUM IN THE WORLD (FOR SERIOUS)

If you know me or my  blog, yall know I don't fancy JPop as much as I fancy KPop. I don't know, their songs are usually too cutesy and autotuned but literally two minutes ago while visiting a blog I saw that these Arashi people have the best selling album in the WORLD for the previous week with 701,000 copies sold. Can your favez? Don't think so. Anyway, it peaked my interest and well, thanks to YouTube I now know of the amazing JPop. 

KE$HA PERFORMS "DIE YOUNG" ON THE XFACTOR (AURSTRALIA) AND SUNRISE!

 

Queen$ha has been spending some time down under promoting her new single / anthem "Die Young". Ke$ha not only made some serious improvements vocally over the last year, she's also learned how to dance and play the drums, what can't she do? 

BOYFRIEND RELEASE COMEBACK SINGLE AND MV FOR "JANUS"

 

After outselling everyone in Japan in KPop history and being the most read blog post in my blog, BOYFRIEND is back with their first full length album titled "Janus". The comeback album and single of the same name premiered today and it is so good, like soooooo good it makes you wonder why other groups suck. 

ONE DIRECTION NEED TO RELEASE "KISS YOU" OFF THEIR FLAW-FREE / MASTERPIECE / ORIGINAL NEW ALBUM "TAKE ME HOME"

 

One Direction, aka the biggest boy band since 'NSYNC are back at it with their new album "Take Me Home". The soon-to-be the best thing since sliced bread and butter is an amazing album that deserves to outsell ya favez. One of the standout tracks in my opinion is "Kiss You". It literally made me a 1D'er.

The song is funky with beats I can't even describe because every time I try to write this blog I start singing the damn song "if every time we touch, you get this kinda rush, baby say yeah yeah yeah" and then it gets all funky and fun and I just wanna tell them to "take me home" and just do me.

INDONESIAN ROOKIE GROUP SNATCH KPOP QUEEN HYUN A FOR DEBUT INDO/ENGLISH DEBUT SINGLE "SHE'S MY GIRL" / SLAY SOUTH KOREA AND ASIA ALL AT ONCE!

Indonesia finally jumped on the manufactured bandwagon*. Unleashing the flawless new group titled S4 (Sexy, Smart, Sweet and Sentimental) Yeah, that's what it stands for but please try to forget that and listen to them, they really are flawless. Also, Hyun A is in their debut single... yeah I got your attention now didn't I?

"She's My Girl" will definitelly be released in Korean within weeks because it has everything a KPop song needs to be a smash. It's fun, energetic, alive, catchy, and it has Queen of KPop, multi-talented, multi-fasceted, multi-wig snatcher, Hyun A. The song is packed with fun synths that'll definitelly keep you jumping. The song is about a girl, being cute and stuff, and how she's his "girl" and to not "touch touch" because he will fuck you up. Indonesians are so gangsta!

GIRLS ALOUD PREMIERE STATEMENT VIDEO FOR "SOMETHING NEW" / FLAW-LESS GREATEST HITS OUT IN NOVEMBER!

The best group in the UK (it's been confirmed, they have sold more than your favez in their mother land) are back with their brand new spanking video for the best song since "Untouchable". "Something New" is your basic Ray Kay video, with the mirror effect, the lyrics on the screen and the weird colors, but never has a group make that look so flawless. Now that the video premiered, we finally know who sings what because we never really know, it could be Cheryl, it could be Nadine or Kimberly on a bad day.

NICKI MINAJ FORGETS THE SONG IS CALLED "THE BOYS" AND GIVES CASSIE'S COOCH SOME LOVING IN NEW MUSIC VIDEO!

Nicki Minaj is trying to rescue "The Boys" from being her 100th flop single with this new raunchy music video. To be honest, if you've seen a Nicki Minaj video, you've seen them all... except homegurl is keeping up with the latest homo-trends of America and decided to give Cassie's cooch a much needed loving sesh. 

WONDER BOYZ FINALLY DEBUT WITH FLAWLESS "OPEN THE DOOR"!

For the longest time there has been a huge buzz around the male Wonder Girls idol group. Wonder Boyz are a manufactured group from (insert label I don't care about here). For some reason I'm interested in giving them a chance, mainly because SHINee, Big Bang and Super Junior aren't releasing any Korean goods any time soon and let me tell you I am impressed.

Unlike the Wonder Flops, Wonder Boyz actually has a bit of an attitude. I mean just look at their cover art, can you say riske and a little gay? ME LOVES! They premiered their music video for "Open the Door" yesterday as well as releasing their first mini-album of the same name.

Let's watch the video together! 

YOLANDI VI$$ER'S OUTFIT IN "FATTY BOOM BOOM" GETS DIE ANTWOORD IN SOME RACE TROUBLES!

The racist and anti-racists of the USA are going nuts over Die Antwoord's new music video "Fatty Boom Boom". The music video premiered last night and it was seriously interesting. People are asking for Yolandi's head on a stick right now. She is seen with full black paint on, a candy wrapper dress & accessories and yellow eyes with dollar signs on them, in the same video she also sports a full on white face body paint not once, but twice, but of course no one cares about that because black people never painted their faces white during the 50s.

Let's look at black face vs. costume.

THE WANTED'S "I FOUND YOU" VIDEO IS ABOUT A KEY......

I have been shaking and crying over this song since it premiered. I love the falsetto (that they probably will never sing live) and I love that Nathan is the lead for once and I loved their video for it until I "FOUND" (horrible joke) out that it was about a stupid key.

'SOMETHING NEW" FROM GIRLS ALOUD LEAKED!

Since 2009, my life has been incomplete. Girls Aloud took a "one year hiatus" that turned into 3 years of self-hate and desperation. But thanks to the God known as Xenomania (and the Polydor contract they have) the best thing since Queen Elizabeth (1st) is happening in four days... well today. Girls Aloud's rumored comeback single leaked... and it made me jizz so hard my body is weak and shaking. 

With Girls Aloud you never know what you're getting. One day they're Pop, the next they have pigs as the background in one of their songs. "Something New" is a hit, it has hit written all over it. The intro is fucking brilliant

RICHARD VISSION AND LUCIANA FINALLY RELEASE "WHEN IT FEELS THIS GOOD" / LUCIANA WANTS TO BE A STRIPPER!

The loudest and raunchiest bitch in Australia is back with Richard to tell the world she wants to be stripper. "When It Feels This Good" is an anthem for all sluts all over the world who want to "make it dirty". Luciana isn't changing one bit, she's still shouting most of the lyrics, being a complete hoe and saying her man wants her to "suck up (his) swagger"

In a world where everyone is either sad, hearbroken or just partying like a stupid hoe, it's nice to see people still make raunchy tunes about oral sex, maybe I'm just attracted to songs about oral sex.

"Come on make it dirty, dripping on my headlight, lay your swagger on me" for those virgins out there, she wants him to cum on her. Not only that but he wants her to suck up his swagger (dick). Luciana shouts "when it feels this good nothing can get any better" under an aggressive beat telling us all that her man can really lay it down in bed and that's it's the best (oral) sex she's had... or given.

TAYLOR SWIFT RELEASES DUBSTEP NEW SINGLE "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE"

The Queen of the USA has released another promo single for her much anticipated (by earth) new album "Red" (out Oct. 22nd in the US). The new promo single is titled "I Knew You Were Trouble" and let me tell you, I love it when she fucks up because she makes epic songs about it.

Last time Taylor admitted she was at fault was on her masterpiece "Back to December" when she told the world she was a big ass cunt to Taylor Lautner and that she broke his heart and how she regretted it. I mean come on! Have you seen him? She lost big time. 

Well "I Knew You Were Trouble" takes us on another time of her life when she knew the guy was bad for her but she was a stupid (and economically savvy) young woman who ignored that he was a badass boy (because she knew she'd make a killer song off of it and sell it to the masses) The song doesn't have that many lyrics (that I remember) All I remember is shaking my black ass booty to this damn beat being like "yeah boo, get that beat, get that synth, oompth oompth give it to me Taylor, just take my money!!!!" 

SHINEE RELEASE FIRST ORIGINAL JAPANESE SINGLE (AND MV) "DAZZLING GIRL" AND IT'S OBVIOUSLY FLAWLESS!

SHINee have found a really good spot in the very lucrative Japanese market. They have so far released three version of their previous Korean singles and they have all been very successful in the land of Sayonara. But they obviously know they can't keep giving the Japanese people the rehash versions so they went ahead and released the best song since...well their last release (sorry lack of examples over there!)

G-DRAGON'S NEW SINGLE "CRAYON"...

G-Dragon's new single "Crayon" is like Nicki Minaj raped Psy and then Rihanna gave birth to it. It's got everything that makes a single amazing, it has charisma, it has the repetitive lyrics, the crazy video but for some reason... it just sucks. 

G-Dragon is really trying to ride the Psy dick-train by releasing this "funny, cute and crazy" video where he dresses up like a woman, has crazy outfits and crazy hair, yeah yeah yeah... it didn't work. It looks stale, it looks like you ran out of ideas and you just went for whatever is popular, which brings me to the Nicki Minaj part of this video. G-Dragon, you don't have to act like a crazy bitch to get more views on YouTube, your debut solo single "Heartbreaker" was amazing and it didn't resort to these stupid stunts. 

TVXQ RETURN TO KOREA WITH THE BEST THING SINCE KIMCHI "CATCH ME"

I don't know how they do it, I don't know where they do it but these two guys have been making some ear-raping, body shaking, limb breaking records that are fierce, innovative and addictive (God, I've never used so many fucking adjectives in my fucking life!)

Anyway, the hot and sexy duo just released their new Korean album "Catch Me" with the title track's music video being released today and I am in heaven.

FLAWLESS BRITNEY BE FLAWLESS. LEARNS 'GANGNAM STYLE DANCE' / REMAINS FLAWLESS.

FLAW-LESS-LY FLAWLESS!

+++++++++++++++

"Dress classy, dance cheesy" my new moto tbqh.

T-ARA AND CCM TRY TO DISTRACT US WITH FLAWLESS NEW COMEBACK TUNE "SEXY LOVE"

 The Queens of South Korea faced the harshest backlash last month when they decided to kick out one of their best assets, Ms. Hwayoung. After that a shit ton of accusations came out saying some of the members bullied Hwayoung, that some of the members fed her rice cakes in Japan to humiliate her, and all this other shit. I stopped paying attention mid-way because I was fed-up. All I cared about what that Queen Qri, aka Qri Pretty, aka the cutest thing since the Charlie bit me video, was not involved in those accusations.

Anyway so a month passed and this couldn't be a better time to release this phenomenal comeback single. 

CALVIN HARRIS INVITES FLORENCE FOR HIS NEW "18" SINGLE "SWEET NOTHING"!

Calvin is going to put out as many singles before this album actually comes out as possible. He just released "She Wolf (Feat. Sia)" and now he's back at it with a collab with Florence from Florence and the Machine. The instrumental is familiar to what we've come to love from Harris but I can't help to think that 1) Sia wrote this. 2) Sia's version of this is better.

You see Florence sings this in a very Sia tone, mumbling half the words, singing all weird and shit. Like, this was meant for Sia and I don't know why she isn't singing it. 

The song is fucking amazing, I love it. But... I want Sia to sing it instead. Nothing against Florence.

B.o.B PREMIERES "OUTTA MY MIND" MUSIC VIDEO FEATURING A CRAZY NICKI MINAJ!

B.o.B knows how to make things work. He's not an idiot. He knows he's not a solo singles' artists, that's why he always has the hottest bitches in town to feature in his songs and make the hits, bonafied hits. This song is so much fun and I'm so glad it got the video treatment. 

Nicki Minaj puts this bitch in his place in his own damn song. B.o.B spends his first verse talking about how he doesn't need a feature and Nicki comes out of nowhere saying "you don't need a feature? n*gga i'm the feature" telling homegirl B.o.B that he needs to realize Ms. Minaj is THE FEATURE and that she's here to reign.

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HAVANA BROWN A "BIG BANANA"!

The Queen of Australian pop released her debut EP last month and for the longest time I've been keeping "Big Banana" from your skank asses but it's time you know this epic masterpiece.