GLAM have always done it for me. Their debut single "I Like That" is still on my main playlist and "In Front of The Mirror" is about to go accompany it because it is seriously fierce. Whereas "I Like That" was fun and hyper, "In Front..." is sexy and flirty.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
La Taylor Swift released the much anticipated and much delayed music video for "22" today and just as Selena Gomez, her video is everything. It's fun, it's sexy and it's true T-Swizzle.
The first 2 seconds of "22" itself is everything. It's Taylor Swift throwing some swagger at the camera, looking at her fly ass nails and being all "I give no fucks" but with a country accent because she's country... (hahahahaha good one, Darwin!)
SELENA GOMEZ AKA FUTURE PRINCESS OF POP AKA SELENER AKA CURRENT BABY PRINCESS OF POP'S NEW LEAKED SONG "RULE THE WORLD" IS FLAWLESS AND ACTUALLY TITLED "FORGET FOREVER"
*Because one "aka" is not enough honey!*
Selena Gomez is on the road to be the next Britney Spears. After Miley Cyrus went to shits and Demi Lovato ate some shit, it's up to Selena Gomez to make the miracle happen again and give Disney their second Princess of Pop.
Fun fact, the song isn't officially titled "Rule the World", but, "Forget Forever" - There, I just ruined your dreams. And on top of that, since this was recorded so long ago, no honey, this isn't about Justin Biebaaaaa so I ain't even gon break down the lyrics like a delusional stan.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
CCM has finally gotten right in Japan. They are promoting throughout the country and releasing a whipping 10 versions of their new single "Bunny Style" In an attempt to get the girls their own spotlight, they have decided to make sub-units for the different versions. I of course adora Qriram (for short) and the preview for their single is flawless!
"Soap Bubbles" is probably the cutest song I've heard in my life. It's so cute and sugary that it gave me diabetes but I don't care! My Queen Qri and Boram sing some serious cuteness in this song. I of course do not speak Japanese so I can't tell you what they're singing but let me just give you what I think.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
*That has got to be my favorite blog post title ever*
Ke$ha's latest leak is her infectious party anthem "Woo Hoo". Originally meant to be in "Warrior" but later scrapped due to a snippet leaking online. It was then given to Big Time Rush with re-written lyrics. Needless to say God$ha's demo is 10000 times better.
"Woo Hoo" samples "Song #2" by Blur, a very popular song form 1997. It is heavily sampled in "Woo Hoo" but K$ is smart enough to add new instruments and her sassy talk-sing vocals slay that instrumental like it's her bitch.
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Are you ready for the most informative blog post of your life? If you are, gtfo because I know nothing about this chick. I was browsing the interwebs looking for new English music cuz all I listen to now is sexy Asian bitches. Well, I came across this weed smoking sexy Cuban-American chick that goes by Kat Dahlia and she can get it.
"Gangsta" is a slow jam, very sentimental where she raps about being a bad ass bitch that needs no man's help and how she isn't impressed by your Ghetto-cci wallet and how "gansta" you think you are.
What do you do when you have three of the hottest women in Russia? You put them in a group, you autotune the shit out of their voices and you make them a viral hit. Russia seems to want more though, as they officially announced Serebro's advancements into the Japanese market.
Monday, March 4, 2013
Ciara thinks it's still 2003 y'all.
That is litearlly all I can think of when I hear this flop of a song. It sounds like something she released 10 years ago, when she was famous, when she was hot and when her weird acrobatics still made her money.
Besides the poor lyrics, the poor instrumental and the poor singing, there is really nothing there. Like, nothing, absolutely nothing.
I feel bad for her, she would have been huge if Beyonce hadn't gone solo. But we don't live in that world and homegurl needs to accept that she needs to grow and get with the times and that this song is going to do nothing for her career.
She should get a time machine and either
1. Release this song 10 years ago
2. Get rid of Beyonce.
Can your fave? Can she? Because I don't think she can.
Queen Qri, aka, the most beautiful member of T-Ara, aka the most famous member of T-Ara in Japan. Her and her minions have released a new single and a new music video and here are the
five things I love the most about it.
Friday, March 1, 2013
Major Lazer are known for giving Beyonce the best beat of her career and for letting her ruin such beat. They are getting ready to release their new album out March 12th in the US titled "Free the Universe" They released "Watch Out For This (Kumaye)" which is easily the best thing to come out this year (so far)
Jessie Ware is the next big thing in the UK. I was fortunate enough to go see her live at the 930 Club in Washington DC and she is a phenomenal performer. Jessie opted to cover Rihanna's mega hit "Diamonds" for BBC's Radio 1 and it was amazing.
Jessie Ware's version is much smoother and more organic. The vocals are obviously better. Not shading Rihanna, she's gotten much better but the way Jessie sings it, it's just amazing. There's so much depth and soul in this rendition.