Tuesday, December 4, 2012

KE$HA PROVES ALL YA BITCHES THAT SHE CAN SING / RELEASES "DECONSTRUCTED" EP


Many of you skanks judge Ke$ha for her hard partying ways and for her crazy hair and the fact she puts more Autotune on her songs than Indians put spices in their food* but she's out to prove all of you madafakas wrong with her amazing new acoustic EP "Deconstructed". Don't get confused though, she also just released "Warrior" her second FULL album, so go and buy both.

"Deconstructed" gives us hardcore K$ fans an excuse to be delusional and shove in everyone's faces that Queen$ha is actually Singer$ha. K$'s EP is a moody and sad EP, all it's missing is a gratis razor and you're set for life. 

The EP starts off with "Old Flames..." a cover from someone from somewhere. I don't know the original but K$ versions SLAYS. The piano in it is so taunting, it makes me wanna grab a kleenex box and just rock back and forth til I dry up. K$ sings with emotion, a ton of emotion, maybe she was drunk, because I know I get really sad and emotional when I get drunk.

It follows with "Blow, ya know? The super fun song that was Top 10 all over the world? Well now this version will make you wish you had some depression medicine because it is fucking sad as fuck. K$ throws away all of her party shoes and throws on some slippers for what's to be the dirtiest sad song ever. 


"Die Young" is next. When the snippet for it leaked of her in the Japanese trains, well, the audio comes from this. It's mainly acapella like the rest of the EP but it has some weird synths going around. The construction of the song is amazing. What she did with the first verse, Grammy worthy tbqmfh. 

"The Harold Song" was already a sad ass song but K$ has cranked up the psycho a couple notches. THS for short, is now an even moodier, sadder, and wall-to-head-hitting worthy anthem. "I would give it up to not be sleeping alone"

Ke$ha has outdone herself and has morphed into Slay$a. From now on, you shall call her Slay$ha. 

BUY "DECONSTRUCTED" ON ITUNES NOW! 
JK i'ts not out in the US yet except for "Die Young (Deconstructed)"

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