T-Ara continue to tease our unworthy cunts with an epic fifty seven second preview of the best music video of our generation! In the preview you see a post-apocalyptic South Korea, with a man carrying and laying Hyomin a couple of times, Jiyeon looking all sorts of Queen worthy with her little cute crown. It seems this is gonna be a war mini drama... I am ready!
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
It's no secret that I love my little fake Latina Selena Gomez, I loved her in the Suite Life of Zach and Cody, I loved her in Hannah Montana when she played a bitchy pop star, I loved her in Wizards of Waverly Place, I loved her in Monte Carlo, I even love her now that she's dating Justin Bieber, in less words, I love this woman. She's gonna release "My Dilemma" as her new and fourth single off of "When The Sun Comes Down", and it seems Rock Mafia is gonna work some magic and make a flawless gem, into a flawless masterpiece by giving it the remix treatment!
T-ARA ARE GONNA SLAY YOUR LIFE IN APPROX FIVE DAYS WITH "DAY BY DAY", YOU BITCHES READY FOR THE SLAYAGE??
T-Ara aka, the biggest thing in Korea since kimchi is set to release what's to be the best mini- album since "Funky Town (Repackage Album)" and my body is preparing itself! The girls are now teasing our cunts like it's a male strip club with their flawless promo posters *see above* 2NEFlop1 and Flopper Junior need to watch the fuck out because T-Ara wants to snatch all 15 of their weaves and use them as mops!
Ever since I started blogging I've received emails from all these random people wanting me to do a review for their music, most of it really sucks to the point I'd be called a massive hater so I don't even bother. So I get this email from this band today and I was like ok here goes another pop group, another Dr. Luke wannabe beats and such and such. I was very judgmental, they're not pop, or electro. They have a bit of rock, a bit of indie, a little bit of alternative and a bit of funk in them, and I like it so far.
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Usually when one of Pop's princesses has an old demo leak, it usually takes the inter webs but storm that wasn't the case with Lady G's old demo "Glitter and Grease" because no matter how long her delusional fans waited, no one really gave a shit! The song is weak, it's lazily written, the rhymes are whack and the production is stale, it's very before-GaGa and I don't like it.
Jokwon of 2AM is back to slaying your less deserving hoes with his official debut single "I'm Da One" - not only is the "oh oh oh oh" parts in the background more addicting then coke and meth combined but the breakdown is everything you want in life and more!
Just like her in that picture, everyone is wondering what Shakira is thinking lately! She used to be the Latin girl to go when it came to flawless music but lately it's just one mistake after another. Instead of leading the pack she's following the trendsetters and it's no longer working for her. Her latest attempt with Pitbull is "Get It Started"
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Richie Nuzzolese wants everyone to know he's not just a pretty face, he's a serious musician (we don't know if this gem has any hidden instrument talents yet!). He just dropped his debut single "Shine" and it is better than your favez entire discography, it's slick, it's fresh, the rhymes are harder than the wheels on Drake's Degrassi wheelchair. One word: it's epic!
Boyfriend have not found their niche in South Korea yet, as most rookie male groups tend to suffer, but it seems Japan is loving them like there's no tomorrow! The boys released a prelude EP titled "We Are Boyfriend" before their official Japanese debut and it charted #1 in the Foreign Orion charts.
Now, you might think foreign charts, blah blah, but for a non-Japanese, non-English album to debut at #1 from a rookie boy band that isn't even famous in their native country... that's kinda huge.
Sunday, June 17, 2012
So I've been working like a fucking slave for the last couple of days and I've been completely MIA, and out of nowhere my friend Facebooks me with these two pics saying "material for your blog" So I open the email thinking it's gonna be something relating Adele being a bus or how he thinks he's Britney Spears... nope.. it's even more surreal and confusing!
I fucking hate Eva Simons, fucking hate her! She's been trying to so long, so fucking long, and nothing really has happened but the bitch has released some of the best fucking songs I've heard in my miserable life, songs that would be massive hits if someone else (Rihanna) was singing them.
I think I'm one of the few people that actually truly care for this Latin diva, I fucking love her! Her recent releases have been very far from what she used to release but the content is the same, flawless lyrics, flawless vocals, flawless bitch be flawless.
I love BIGBANG, they never change their sound or the image, but they're always so fierce! But it seems they decided to replace Taeyang with a female lookalike for the "Monster" Japanese promotions. Taeyang is probably the dullest member BIGBANG has so it comes as no surprise to me that they finally replaced him with a hot female lookalike.
I don't particularly care for 2AM, I love me some 2PM but this post is about neither of those bitches. It's about beautiful Jo Kwon and his amazing debut solo prelude single "Animal" (damn, am I specific about my shit or what!?" Anyway, Jo Kwon wants it to be massively clear that he is here to shit on your favez whole life.
Friday, June 15, 2012
Cheryl has always been very tight-lipped about her breakup with the British football player so it's really surprising that she chose "Screw You" as her second single for "A Million Lights" The song is a massive breakup song, with an overdose of fuck you's all over it!
Thursday, June 14, 2012
T-Ara love raising the bar, if it's not with their amazing, timeless singles, it's with their amazing, timeless music videos / mini dramas. T-Ara has started this craze of Mini-Dramas in South Korea, they have released a two-part series for Cry Cry / Lovey Dovey proving to be a massive success. Now the girls plan to release a 20 minute comeback mini drama for their single "Day by Day" which will feature their two new members.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
2NE1 isn't stupid, they know where they stand now. They know going against T-Ara is the stupidest idea ever so they've gone ahead and delayed their July comeback to mid-July stating "album production" delays. Album production delays my ass. After the massive flop they suffered in Japan, and T-Ara's massive new throne, you know they are scared!
In a surprising twist, Sky actually released the music video for her no-one-really-cares single "Red Lips". She's been postponing this single for about four months now. She tried with the electro sound and after everyone was doing it she went all hipster and switched the sound. Now she's back with her new single and music video for "Red Lips" and... it's really short! You'd think she would have spent the last four months adding a bridge or a new verse to the song but nope, homegirl just won't.
Monday, June 11, 2012
Bieber ain't messing around with this new album. Homegirl is kicking everyone's floppy asses. First with his joint-deforming "Boyfriend" and now a 2 min snippet of the hottest collab since Michael Jackson and Madonna just leaked. The beat is seriously on fire, it's very top 40 without sounding too generic and boring and I AM A BELIEBER!! There, I said it. I Bieber I Believe (IBIB for short)
Selena Gomez isn't gonna take that break she promised herself because the hot 20 year old is itching to get back in the studio and try something new. You see she's turning 21 soon...and she wants to wow us with an adult sound and when I say adult I don't mean porn-ish, I mean adult as in mature, grown up, old people music!
I've never been a Celine Dion stan and I'm not gonna pretend I ever was but daaaaaaaaaammmmnnnn this bitch just shut it down! Celine covered "Rolling In The Deep" by Adele and seriously shattered everything you ever thought was singing with her unbelievable vocals!
I have been jamming to "Electric Shock" so hard for the last 24 hours. The single is so fierce, so fun, dancey, and just flawless. The girls spent almost an entire year preparing for this comeback, giving the audience enough time to miss them and giving themselves enough time to find a sound that would be F(X) and no one else's and I'm happy they took the time because it totally paid off!
Sunday, June 10, 2012
As always my judgmental self makes me super late to the party. I heard of "JJ Project" and I immediately dismissed it. First thing I thought was "that's such a stupid name" and then their debut single is called "Bounce" - so creative! But today, literally minutes ago, I started googling JB because I love him in the KDrama "Dream High 2 and I saw that he was part of JJ Project so I had to listen...
Saturday, June 9, 2012
I didn't like F(X) in the beginning. I saw them as 2NE1 wannabes, but when they released "Pinocchio" I was like, who are they? I need them in my life, now! And so I began to like them. Now they've released their comeback single / EP "Electric Shock" and let me tell you, it's fucking amazing! It's definitely their best work thus far, and it finally sets them apart from the other KPOP groups. Here's what I think of the tracks.
Friday, June 8, 2012
Poor Madonna, it must suck to be her right now. Her latest flop album "MDMA" is now being sold for $4.99 at Amazon. Yep, four dollars and ninety-nine cents. And this isn't a lucrative deal with Amazon, she is really selling the album for that price.
According to AllKpop we have found T-Ara's eighth member. There's been a lot of speculation regarding T-Ara's eighth member, but according to the bio they released last month, it seems that Areum fits the description. Dani, the 9th and hopefully last member, will be joining T-Ara in their December activities. I don't know why they decided to confirm Dani first and not Areum.
The album is doing rather well in Japan as of now, reaching #2 in the Daily Album Charts so I wouldn't be surprised if the girls release another promo single before the end of the summer to stimulate more sales! I've been all over T-Ara's Japanese Album "Jewelry Box" I simply love it! It's composed of the best songs T-Ara has released so far and an addition of two new pop gems. Unlike "Keep Out", "T-Aratic Magic Music" is fun, lovely, catchy as fuck, and a lot of sass! I mean "T-Aratic Magic Music", best song title of the century to be honest! It's probably the most fun song they've released so far and I need a music video for it!
That my friends is what pure faux lesbo looks like. Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry gave the audience a little lesbian action when they took this salacious picture while filming the Graham Norton talk show. Katy Perry is no stranger to kissing the ladies, remember back in '08 when she kissed a girl and she liked it and then she was caught being all sexual with Rih Rih. Cheryl isn't a stranger to the girl-on-girl action either. Being from a five-girl group, she's had a lot of history with smooching the ladies.
*I keep making the same pun with "Mr. Bang Bang" I know, I'm running out of ideas! O.O*
It's no secret that I am loving these girls' comeback! The single is addictive, seductive and cute-ive! so cute-ive! The girls took the Music Bank! stage yesterday and no flaws were found! The girls performed the song live, the choreography was still sharp, their outfits were on point, like I said no flaws were found!
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Cross Gene is the newest KPOP group to debut formed of Korean, Japanese and Chinese members. They premiered their debut single / music video yesterday and I am obsessed! The auto-tune, the choreography, the guys, the beat, the everything is soooooo right! The guys also look very stylish, sporting a couple of breathe-taking outfits that put your favez to shame! You could say they're a better and less funded version of EXO-K.
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
God$ha knows she can't keep us waiting for too long, so she asked Mr. Dr. Luke to leak a snippet of one of the songs they've been working for the last couple of months. Apparently the song is about having sex with ghosts... I guess she broke up with the aliens (Aliens Invading reference, do your homework!) I am not exaggerating when I say your favez have never done this before and she has truly reinvented pop...and dubstep!
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
The current and most awesome line-up of all time known as 7-Ara have released their first full length Japanese album today. Most of the album, exactly 90% of it, is consisted of Japanese rendition of their Korean gems and I am ready! You can expect the girls to slay every record ever with this amazing album!
So I receive this text from my friend today pretty much telling me to disregard the blog post idea he had emailed me because he's now a transformed man and doesn't want people to think he's weird, this was like an hour after he sent it to me, how much can you transform in an hour, I have no clue. Before I continue, let me say I have not written this, this is all my friend, I literally copied and pasted. Anyway the email goes as follow:
Rachel Crow is the cutest thing that's ever happened to music competitions. She has the voice of an angel, she's the most charismatic person ever, she's divine. Now she's releasing a debut EP, obviously the EP is going to be the best thing you've ever heard since... ever! She's also going to be joining Big Time Rush (Nickelodeon) as their opening act where she's gonna slay everyone and their flop mothers. I feel really bad for BTR to be honest, but, this is a Rachel post.
The Queen of
Trashy Pop promised us last year that we would have a new single and new album by May 2012 as she wanted to take some time to record something "fabulous" HELLO!!!! It's June and we got nothing! Instead of making hits you're over there painting the US glad all up in your face, No, Ke$ha we need you to record some pop gems, now!
Besides a few old demos that have leaked, we haven't had any new Ke$ha. She has talked about the direction of the album stating it's gonna reinvent pop or some shit. At this point I wouldn't even care if it's just her pooping on top of a crazy techno beat, my iTunes library needs a new Ke$ha song.
I'm not as delusional about Paris Hilton as most bloggers are. I really loved her debut single, I've never heard the full album, I don't really want to either because I feel like I'll end up being delusional about her, too and who the hell needs me to do that? Anyway, what I am excited about is her comeback single which is going to be officially premiering this June 23rd during her DJ set in Brazil.
Someone very creative decided make a video of Barack Obama singing "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen and it's epic! It's so epic! Obviously he didn't sing it for real, but he used the words of the song, and the words Obama has said in conferences and mashed them up and created what is the best thing that's ever happened to the US since 1776.
2NE1 has joined forces with Intel Korea for their new line of ultra book laptops, so in KPOP fashion the quartet went and recorded a promotional single that will play whenever the commercial airs. Anyway, instead of going for the obvious techno, let's get everyone excited to buy this shit, nope, they went for the slower tempo about loving someone (aka their ultra books, aka their paychecks)... it seriously put me to sleep.
*Please ignore the corny blog post title, the single is actually called "Mr. Bang Bang" - I wanted to be a little punny ^.^*
After the blatant "Roly Poly" rip off they release for their previous single, I was honestly beginning to lose hope in them but they learned their lesson and are leaving T-Ara to do T-Ara. DAL*SHABET now are switching it up for a sweeter sound with a violent yet funny music video.
The music video is set as a bank robbery. The six girls walk around, strutting their cowboy boots and their cute little guns, acting all gangsta. And then one of the girls lifts her hand and shoots up in the air, it's really funny because the other members fall to the ground being all scared. Anyway, then they start doing their choreography, which is really cute, as they mime along looking all sorts of fierce. Towards the end they just start throwing all the money...it's weird but I love it.
Monday, June 4, 2012
I LOVE B1A4, I love them, I love their debut flop "Beautiful Target"I love it! Now they want to go to Japan and conquer the rising sun country, and I hope they do. BT is such a cute song, yet, not too cute that you can still count them as "men" and not bubbly "boys" Now they have dropped the official music video for the song and I am in love. The original MV was really cute and adorable but the Japanese version... it's melt worth!
I don't really care much for Fiona, to be honest, this is the first time I've ever heard her music. "Werewolf" is an awesome track though, the vocals are raw, the kids screaming in the background are real, it's a really great track. She's' prepping to release a new album soon titled " The Idler Wheel is wiser than the Driver of the Screw, and Whipping Cords will serve you more than Ropes will ever do" Why would anyone choose such a long title, I don't know.
Sunday, June 3, 2012
After the slow and steady hit single "I Love You Like A Love Song", but sadly (as of yet) "Hit The Lights" hasn't met the same love. So they have gone ahead and chosen the fourth single and it's "My Dilemma." That song has been one of my favez since the album came out so... I am ready!
To be honest, I loved this song, months ago when Cold Play's album was released, now it's just annoying. Rihanna still sounds amazing but I can't stand the Cold Play guy. In the video they're trying this whole samurai / geisha / ninja thing and I can't take this seriously. I get it she's the "Princess of China" but you didn't have to be so fucking explicit about it.
*That might not be the current line-up, but I don't really care to look for the right pic with the right chicks*
You'd think a group like Wonder Girls would release something fresh and unheard of it. Nope, they have been riding the retro stick for almost 2 years now, going a decade behind every time. They started with the 70s, then they tried the 60s, and I don't know what else. Now, they have released their atrocious comeback single "Like This" that sounds like Miss A's "Step Up" which sounds like Beyonce's "Single Ladies", which sounds like Beyonce's "Get Me Bodied" - I prefer Miss A's "Step Up" instead of these other flops tbh.
BIGBANG doesn't mess around. Whenever they release something, you pay attention. 9 times out of 10 everyone loves it, 10 times out of 10 everyone loves it after 5 listens. They have just released the repackaged album "Still Alive" and unleashed a "Monster" of a music video! The repackaged album was just released in South Korea and it has already received an ALL-KILL, sorry Wonder Flops, you're gonna have to grab a seat for this one.
Saturday, June 2, 2012
The Veronicas have been teasing us with their comeback for about a year now. But now officially coming from them we have not only the name of the album "Life On Mars", they love titles with the word "Life" on them. The album is also expected to be released this Sept / Oct. In this video they take us behind the scenes for their album shoot, and they are looking fine!
Friday, June 1, 2012
Cher Lloyd loves to talk, she loves to open her mouth and then stick her foot in it and I LOVE IT! I love her. She sat down with one of Ryan Seacrest's minions in order to promote her debut US single "Want U Back" and the upcoming US version of her album "Sticks & Stones" She answered some great questions and then they mentioned that one time of The Wanted boys said her mic looked like a dildo...and she... I love her!
Teen Top has been one of my favorite groups ever since their debut, their messy "Crazy" debut single was my jam for the longest time ever. I also think I'm one of the few that loved MYNAME's debut single "Message" was amazing and their epic English fails amuse me so deeply. Now they're both back with their comeback singles... I still love Teen Top... MYNAME, eh.