Wednesday, August 29, 2012

CALVIN HARRIS INVITES FLORENCE FOR HIS NEW "18" SINGLE "SWEET NOTHING"!


Calvin is going to put out as many singles before this album actually comes out as possible. He just released "She Wolf (Feat. Sia)" and now he's back at it with a collab with Florence from Florence and the Machine. The instrumental is familiar to what we've come to love from Harris but I can't help to think that 1) Sia wrote this. 2) Sia's version of this is better.

You see Florence sings this in a very Sia tone, mumbling half the words, singing all weird and shit. Like, this was meant for Sia and I don't know why she isn't singing it. 

The song is fucking amazing, I love it. But... I want Sia to sing it instead. Nothing against Florence.

B.o.B PREMIERES "OUTTA MY MIND" MUSIC VIDEO FEATURING A CRAZY NICKI MINAJ!


B.o.B knows how to make things work. He's not an idiot. He knows he's not a solo singles' artists, that's why he always has the hottest bitches in town to feature in his songs and make the hits, bonafied hits. This song is so much fun and I'm so glad it got the video treatment. 

Nicki Minaj puts this bitch in his place in his own damn song. B.o.B spends his first verse talking about how he doesn't need a feature and Nicki comes out of nowhere saying "you don't need a feature? n*gga i'm the feature" telling homegirl B.o.B that he needs to realize Ms. Minaj is THE FEATURE and that she's here to reign.

Monday, August 20, 2012

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HAVANA BROWN A "BIG BANANA"!


The Queen of Australian pop released her debut EP last month and for the longest time I've been keeping "Big Banana" from your skank asses but it's time you know this epic masterpiece.

NICKI MINAJ OFFICIALLY STEALS JLO'S AMERICAN IDOL SEAT!


Remember when Nicki told JLO she was coming of her American Idol seat back when she was promoting "Starships"? Well I do and it was fierce of her to say and now it seems Ms. Minaj has officially snatch the seat off of that hasbeens' slutty cougar hands!

PSY'S "GANGNAM STYLE" MUSIC VIDEO SURPASES 42 MILLION VIEWS ON LA YOUTUBE!


*No shit's are given, except how I'm shitting on your favez' lives!*

Psy is this year's Hyuna. He has achieved what all KPop artists wish to achieve which is a shit ton of views on Youtube and coverage in Amerrrrcan articles. Well, Psy has don't more than that. In a little over a month Psy has gotten 40 million views on Youtube, a shit ton of parodies, a shit ton of responses and the support from American artists calling him "brilliant" and the voice of our generation.

WHERE THE FUCK IS T-ARA'S COMEBACK SINGLE?


After T-Ara horrific controversy their label have decided to finally shut the fuck up about T-Ara so now they have them in soap operas or some shit. I don't really know how I feel about T-Ara as of now to be completely honest with you. Part of me, while drunk, loves the shit out of their tunes. But when I'm sober I remember all the accusations of those bitches being mean to my (second) Queen Hwayoung and I just wanna smack them in a face with a 10 inch dildo.

WHAT I REALLY THINK ABOUT SUPER JUNIOR'S "SPY"!


Oh Super Junior, Super Junior, where do I start? Siwon is the best thing that's happened to you and you're totally underusing him for some stupid reason. I usually love the shit out of Super Junior, because their comeback singles all sound like "Sorry Sorry" and their re-release singles are usually better than baby Jesus coming down to give you a kiss on the cheek...but they made a huge mistake with "Spy"...........

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

HYUNA AND HER BUBBLE POP COME OUT TO PLAY IN NEW "GANGNAM STYLE (HYUNA VER)" MV!


Hyuna was the female lead for Psy's original video so Psy decided to release a female version of this epicness. Hyuna is looking sexy, sassy and her autotuned vocals are better than Adele's.

The music video isn't really anything exciting, it's pretty boring besides the scenes with Hyuna. I still love it though cuz it gives me another Hyuna classic to listen to.

QUEEN TAYLOR SWIFT RELEASES NEW BREAKUP SINGLE "WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER" / TOPS ITUNES CHART IN RECORD TIME / CONFIRMS RELEASE DATE FOR NEW ALBUM!


That my franz is Taylor's new album "RED" official artwork. It will be released October 22nd, 2012 and mark my words, it's gonna sell more than Kit Kats for Halloween. She also premiered the official first single "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" or as I'll refer it as "WANEGBT" cuz homgurl I ain't got time to spell all that shit out.