T-ARA RANT: WHY DOES SOYEON GET THE MOST LINES, WHEN SHE CAN SING LIVE AS LITTLE AS QRI?

I love T-Ara and I love their comeback single "Number 9", but as time goes on, I keep having this frustration with whoever the line arranger is. Soyeon is by no means the strongest vocalist in the group but somehow she gets the most lines... ever. More than Eunjung and Hyomin who are far better vocalists than her, heck even Boram is kicking everyone's ass in that department with her flawless vocals and raps.

LANA DEL FLOP AKA LANA DEL SLAY AKA LANA DEL US TOP TEN QUEEN IS COMING FOR THAT #1!

She ain't no flop no more! The now Queen of US Top 40 radio and soon to be Queen of this mother fucking world has finally entered my body and soul. It only took me five beers and a really shitty mood to appreciate the wonders of this talented, amazing, natural beauty.

I sound like a delusional stan on purpose by the way. Even if my sentences come off as mocking, I ironically say them but actually mean them. I was drunk as fuck one night and I was looking at some of her performances because I was feeling like hating on someone and then I saw this video of her meeting these Australian fans. She is soooooooo down to earth, her natural lips may never come down to her face again but her attitude, omg she's amazing. She was cute, and thankful and just genuine. Put her in a sheesh kabob and feed me her for dinner. I would eat that up in a second.

G-DRAGON BECOMES THE LIL' WAYNE OF SOUTH KOREA, UGH!

G-Dragon could not let Seung Ri have his 10 seconds of fame. The devil of KPop came back this week with some hot ass mess of a three part EP shit. He has a song with Missy Elliot, Sky Ferreira, some girl named Jenny... I don't know I can't keep track. All I know is that I'm sick of him and he hasn't even debuted on variety shows.

TEEN TOP COMEBACK TRACK "ROCKING" IS DESTROYING EVERY KPOP STAR RIGHT NOW!

Teen Top are back and catchier than ever! The boys have ditched their vocals, their manly theme, their boyish theme, their lyrics, their everything... and it's the best thing they have ever decided to do! After many attempts at proving to be more than just a cute group, the holy fivesome came back last week with the addictive and super repetitive title track "Rocking"... and they already won their first KPOP trophy! When will your faves?

ARIANA GRANDE LOOKS ALL SORTS OF HOT IN "BABY I" MUSIC VIDEO!

Ariana Grande is set to destroy every other pop star in the planet this week when her fantastic debut album "Yours Truly"comes out. The already iconic debut album (that brought us the irresistible "The Way") is set to break all first week sales by a Disney / Nickelodeon star and not to mention a couple of singles-artist, album flop bitches.

"Baby I" sees her in a cute girl-next-door type of scenario. She's being cute on top of a car, she's being cute dancing with some hot guys around her, she's being cute trying to get down and durty. She's being cute. But also, the soon to be singer of the 21st Century, brought some sexy meat to this picnic. She's seen in really tight and small shorts and shirts. 

SELENA GOMEZ "LOVE WILL REMEMBER" IS FLAWLESS!

Selena Gomez is not playing games this time around. After ditching her "Scene" band and blossoming into the Pop Princess she was always destined to be, every single song has been perfect. "Come and Get It" went #6 on the Hot 100 and gave her her first #2 Top 40 Radio hit. With "Stars Dance" only a couple of weeks away, a new song titled "Love Will Remember" has leaked and it's perfection.

It's really rare for Selena's songs to leak, but, this era has been great for us. It started with "Forget Forever" (which actually made the final tracklisting, thank god!) and now we have another demo leak. 

"Love Will Remember" is probably about her on-and-off boyfriend Justin Bieber and it starts with this cute little voice mail where the guy calls her all sorts of cute things and tells her how amazing she is. I detect no lies. 

CALVIN HARRIS AND ELLIE GOULDING'S BEST SONG "I NEED YOUR LOVE" GETS A MAGICAL MUSIC VIDEO!

 

"I Need Your Love" is easily the best song off of Calvin's latest album. I have been dying for it to get the single treatment but my body wasn't ready for this amazing video. Calvin's video are usually not the best but daaaaaaamn, this is seriously great.

The first thing you see here is Ellie being all cute and sexy and naked playing with some sheets being all hella sexy.

PSY'S "GENTLEMAN" MUSIC VIDEO IS REALLY FUNNY!

 

Psy has a lot to live up to. He had one of the catchiest song of 2012, undoubtedly the most listened song in history and the most watched video in history, your favez accomplishments are out the door. So when he announced that his follow up single was going to finally be released, there is a lot of expectations.

Sonically, the song is a mixture of "Gangnam Style" and 2NE1's "I Am The Best". Lyrically it's "Gangnam Style 2.0" but with more repetitive lyrics. 

KE$HA'S "PRETTY LADY" AND "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME" LEAK!

 

It is not Ke$ha's week. First her "Woohoo" leaked and now we have "What The Hell Is Wrong With Me" and "Pretty Lady". That last one though sounds very fan-made, but, it's the first time yall have heard the full version (I think)

"What The Hell..." is right, poor Ke$ha. "WTHIWWM" is a very old demo she probably will never use but "Pretty Lady" was meant for "Warrior" and after a clip leaked ages ago, the song was scrapped which is sad because the full song is fab.

SELENA GOMEZ (AKA GODLENA GODMEZ) 'S NEW SINGLE "COME & GET IT" IS A MASTERPIECE SENT FROM HEAVEN!

 

When the wrongly titled "Rule The World" leaked, I thought Selena had peaked, but, I was wrong and that could not be the most wonderful thing ever. "Come & Get It" leaked last night and as a result the song was released on iTunes at midnight. OMG It's so good!

Since the song leaked yesterday I have listened to it 43 times to be very exact. I am completely obsessed with this song. 

GLAM RELEASE "TROT" KPOP ANTHEM "IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR"

 

GLAM have always done it for me. Their debut single "I Like That" is still on my main playlist and "In Front of The Mirror" is about to go accompany it because it is seriously fierce. Whereas "I Like That" was fun and hyper, "In Front..." is sexy and flirty. 

TAYLOR SWIFT'S "22" MUSIC VIDEO IS A SHIT TON OF FUN!

 

La Taylor Swift released the much anticipated and much delayed music video for "22" today and just as Selena Gomez, her video is everything. It's fun, it's sexy and it's true T-Swizzle. 

The first 2 seconds of "22" itself is everything. It's Taylor Swift throwing some swagger at the camera, looking at her fly ass nails and being all "I give no fucks" but with a country accent because she's country... (hahahahaha good one, Darwin!)

SELENA GOMEZ AKA FUTURE PRINCESS OF POP AKA SELENER AKA CURRENT BABY PRINCESS OF POP'S NEW LEAKED SONG "RULE THE WORLD" IS FLAWLESS AND ACTUALLY TITLED "FORGET FOREVER"

*Because one "aka" is not enough honey!*

Selena Gomez is on the road to be the next Britney Spears. After Miley Cyrus went to shits and Demi Lovato ate some shit, it's up to Selena Gomez to make the miracle happen again and give Disney their second Princess of Pop. 

Fun fact, the song isn't officially titled "Rule the World", but, "Forget Forever" - There, I just ruined your dreams. And on top of that, since this was recorded so long ago, no honey, this isn't about Justin Biebaaaaa so I ain't even gon break down the lyrics like a delusional stan.

PREVIEW OF QRI AND BORAM'S SUBUNIT (AKA T-ARA'S BEST SUBUNIT) SINGLE "SOAP BUBBLES"

CCM has finally gotten right in Japan. They are promoting throughout the country and releasing a whipping 10 versions of their new single "Bunny Style" In an attempt to get the girls their own spotlight, they have decided to make sub-units for the different versions. I of course adora Qriram (for short) and the preview for their single is flawless!

 "Soap Bubbles" is probably the cutest song I've heard in my life. It's so cute and sugary that it gave me diabetes but I don't care! My Queen Qri and Boram sing some serious cuteness in this song. I of course do not speak Japanese so I can't tell you what they're singing but let me just give you what I think.

KE$HA'S "WOO HOO" LEAKS

 

 *That has got to be my favorite blog post title ever*

Ke$ha's latest leak is her infectious party anthem "Woo Hoo". Originally meant to be in "Warrior" but later scrapped due to a snippet leaking online. It was then given to Big Time Rush with re-written lyrics. Needless to say God$ha's demo is 10000 times better.

"Woo Hoo" samples "Song #2" by Blur, a very popular song form 1997. It is heavily sampled in "Woo Hoo" but K$ is smart enough to add new instruments and her sassy talk-sing vocals slay that instrumental like it's her bitch.

SOME GIRL NAMED KAT DAHLIA RELEASES "GANGSTA" MUSIC VIDEO / YOUR LESSER FAVE CAN LEAVE NOW

 

Are you ready for the most informative blog post of your life? If you are, gtfo because I know nothing about this chick. I was browsing the interwebs looking for new English music cuz all I listen to now is sexy Asian bitches. Well, I came across this weed smoking sexy Cuban-American chick that goes by Kat Dahlia and she can get it.

"Gangsta" is a slow jam, very sentimental where she raps about being a bad ass bitch that needs no man's help and how she isn't impressed by your Ghetto-cci wallet and how "gansta" you think you are.

RUSSIA IS TRYING TO INVADE JAPAN THROUGH SEREBRO AND THEIR EPIC "MAMA LOVER" VIRAL HIT!

 

What do you do when you have three of the hottest women in Russia? You put them in a group, you autotune the shit out of their voices and you make them a viral hit. Russia seems to want more though, as they officially announced Serebro's advancements into the Japanese market. 

LOL! CIARA IS STILL TRYING? PREMIERES NEW SINGLE "BODY PARTY"

 

Ciara thinks it's still 2003 y'all.

That is litearlly all I can think of when I hear this flop of a song. It sounds like something she released 10 years ago, when she was famous, when she was hot and when her weird acrobatics still made her money.

Besides the poor lyrics, the poor instrumental and the poor singing, there is really nothing there. Like, nothing, absolutely nothing. 

I feel bad for her, she would have been huge if Beyonce hadn't gone solo. But we don't live in that world and homegurl needs to accept that she needs to grow and get with the times and that this song is going to do nothing for her career.

She should get a time machine and either 

1. Release this song 10 years ago

2. Get rid of Beyonce.

Oh Sea-ara.

CUTE QRI BE CUTE IN NEW T-ARA JPOP SINGLE "BUNNY STYLE" / YOUR OLD FAVEZ COULD NEVA!

 

Can your fave? Can she? Because I don't think she can.

 Queen Qri, aka, the most beautiful member of T-Ara, aka the most famous member of T-Ara in Japan. Her and her minions have released a new single and a new music video and here are the five things I love the most about it.

MAJOR LAZER RELEASE "WATCH OUT FOR THIS (KUMAYE)" / ALBUM OUT SOON!

 

Major Lazer are known for giving Beyonce the best beat of her career and for letting her ruin such beat. They are getting ready to release their new album out March 12th in the US titled "Free the Universe" They released "Watch Out For This (Kumaye)" which is easily the best thing to come out this year (so far)

JESSIE WARE SHOWS RIHANNA HOW TO SING "DIAMONDS"

 

Jessie Ware is the next big thing in the UK. I was fortunate enough to go see her live at the 930 Club in Washington DC and she is a phenomenal performer. Jessie opted to cover Rihanna's mega hit "Diamonds" for BBC's Radio 1 and it was amazing.

Jessie Ware's version is much smoother and more organic. The vocals are obviously better. Not shading Rihanna, she's gotten much better but the way Jessie sings it, it's just amazing. There's so much depth and soul in this rendition.

SHINEE RELEASE "DREAM GIRL" MV / TAEMIN FINALLY GETS ENOUGH LINES!

 

It comes as no surprise that Taemin is one of my faves from SHINee, him and Key can get it. SHINee is finally having a comeback after their "Sherlock" promotions have been long gone. They have decided to be experimental and try out this new "acid, electro, funk" sound and let me tell you, it paid off.

Let me dedicate this paragraph to SM Entertainment, though. SM, I'm gonna need you to stop using SHINee as your guinea pigs. We all know by now that "Sherlock" was a test to see if SNSD's "I Got A Boy" would do well or not. Or the fact that EXO (K &M) have copied SHINee and they still flop. SM, stop it, give SHINee their own style and stop handing it out to your other flops when you see SHINee makes it successful.

HAS-BEEN-NEVER-WAS "SINGER" EVE CLAIMS BRITNEY DOESN'T SING "SCREAM & SHOUT"!

 

Some ratchet ass, wigless, moneyless, homeless, ass bitch from 2005 is coming for my Queens weave, claiming Britney HolySpearit doesn't sing in "Scream & Shout" by Flop.i.am.

NEW BEYONCE SINGLE OUT ON TUESDAY!?

 

After the premiere of her overly-hyped HBO documentary, a successful super bowl performance; it seems Ms. Carter is ready to slay flop get her crown back from RihRih.

That Rihanna reign about to let up.

RIHANNA RELEASES BORING ASS VIDEO FOR "STAY" / SONGS GOES TO #1 ON ITUNES. I DON'T GET IT EITHER!

 

That Rihanna reign just won't let up.

Rihanna performed her amazing new single "Stay" or as her fans are subbing it "Slay", at the Grammys this Sunday and then premiered the music video for it on E!. If you get Britney Spears flashbacks during the video, don't worry, the world is with you.

B.A.P RELEASES EPIC MUSIC VIDEO FOR EPIC COMEBACK SINGLE "ONE SHOT"

 

B.A.P are an amazing "rookie" boy group from South Korea. They debuted last year with a promising look and sound. After going off their style for their last singles, it seems they remembered why we liked them in the first place. They have recently released a T-Ara-esque music video for their amazing new comeback single "One Shot"

"One Shot", the music video, is very similar in theme as T-Ara's last four blockbuster videos. It's packed with a violent storyline, violent punches and some violent scenes, so it's pretty violent. The music video centers around one of them (whatever his name is), well he gets kidnapped and the rest of the members have to come up with $10,000 for the ransom. 

WATCH OUT JO KOWN, KWANG HEE IS COMING FOR THAT KPOP DIVA CROWN!

 

 Kwang Hee is part of a group I was kinda into when they debuted but surely after gave up on. ZE:A (whatever that means) but I think he's in some random reality show now about fake couples. Well that's not what this is about.

Kwang Hee somehow was asked by 2YOON to perform with them during their last Inkigayo performance and it was magical.

2YOON began to perform their iconic debut single "24/7" and I was waiting for this guy to pop out and show me some realness and what he gave me, I was not ready for. He gave me sass, he gave me charm, he gave me that mmmpth that you only get from certain entertainers and he gave me more fierce than Sasha herself. 

2NE1 PERFORM "I LOVE YOU" AT SEOUL MUSIC AWARDS / BOM LOSES HER SHOE!

 

2NE1 graced the Seoul Music Awards stage this week with their epic 2012 hit single "I Love You" The performance really wasn't any different than their comeback stages, there was still no more lines more Dara and CL still can outsing ya favez. One thing that was noticeable though, was that Bom lost her shoe / heel.

Bom was really getting into it so much that somehow she managed to lose her shoe. One shot of the camera sees her shaking it (her body) like a jello and then 2 seconds later the camera goes back to her and the poor woman hasn't gotten her left shoe no more! Flawless.

KATY TIZ PREMIERES DEBUT SINGLE "FAMOUS"

 

Katy Tiz, better known as the demo singer for Girls' Generation killer comeback single "I Got A Boy" *originally titled "Shiner on You", has unveiled her debut single "Famous" where she talks about boys wanting to eat her cooch.

SUPER TARDY TO THE PARTY - WILLAM BELLI'S "TROUBLE" MUSIC VIDEO / SONG IS A MASTERPIECE!

 

Willam is best known for being a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race, she is fabulous, she is bitchy and she is always chewing some gum, so Britney with a penis. She (we don't acknowledge that she's a he, because she's a she, get it right) released her iconic music video for "Trouble" back in November and maybe I was living under a rock and I didn't know but... this is the best thing since "...Baby One More Time"

MY NEW FOUND LOVE FOR GANGKIZ "MAMA" / FLAWLESS ANTHEM!

Ever since I found out that CCM was adding two new bitches to T-Ara and then debuting a 9 member group *when they could just debut a 9 member group and leave T-Ara the fuck alone* I was quick to write off GangKidz *original name* but somehow today while I was looking at some random post I came across this epicness.

INTRODUCING : JENN D "YOU KEEP GIVING ME LOVE"

 

*sexy bitch looking sexy*

Jenn D is one bad ass bitch. Her debut single didn't really do it for me but child she came back strong with her follow up, iconic new single "You Keep Giving Me Love". The song is infectious, ridiculously addicting and ridiculously generic.

INTRODUCING : LUKE POTTER : "ONE DAY" (FREE EP)

 

Coming all the way from the UK, Luke Potter (not Harry Potter's twin) is an up-and-coming artists targeting the sentimental crowds while making teenage girls jizz like they just saw a real life ken doll. In his press release for his new EP "One Day" he states that he wants to bring real emotions back to pop music and so far I think he's nailing it.

2YOON RELEASE COUNTRY-KPOP MASTERPIECE: "24/7"

The real vocalist of 4Minute decided to step out of Hyun Ah's shadow. Initially you begin to wonder what direction they'll take. They can't be too sexy because that's Hyun Ah's thing, they can't be too electro because that's Hyun Ah's thing and they can't be too gangster cuz that's Hyuna Ah's thing so all there's left is country music.

Don't write them off just yet though because this Country-KPop fest is one to listen to and stan for.

"24/7" is a cute song about (google the translation bitches) talks about 24/7 and the girls sound really cute. The lyrics are very repetitive and cute, just like I like them. What really sells it to me though, it's the video. The video is everything. The video has a cowboy theme (very fitting) and cuteness is just served like it's a buffet and you just came back from the Sahara desert. 

THAT "THRIFT SHOP" SONG BY MACKLEMORE IS COMING FOR YOUR WEAVE, BRUNO MARS!

Ke$ha has been talking about her love for thrift shops since 2010 but no one pays attention unless there's some sick beat under it. And it's 2013 and here we have Macklemore's "Thrift Shop" song that is about to dethrone Bruno Mars' "Locked Out of..."*

"Thrift Shop" is supposed to be a rap song but for the most part I don't believe it. Macklemore is not trying to be hardcore, well he tries but doesn't try hard enough. The song is catchy as fuck though and it is a great social commentary, especially when he sings about people who buy Gucci shirts for $50 (sweetie, go out, Gucci shirts are at least $195)

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE RELEASES COMEBACK SINGLE "SUIT & TIE (FEAT. JAY Z)"

Justin Timberlake has taken his sweet ass motherfucking time with this comeback. It has been 4564 decades since he released "Sexy Back" and my body is ready for some new magic. "Suit & Tie" may not be "SB2.0" but it definitely proves that he gives no fucks.

You see, he asked Timbaland to produce it so you automatically know his fuck-book return is past due. The song is very typical Timbaland, drum, drum, boom.

Now, I'm probably one of the few that are enjoying this song. Maybe because I've been at work all week and need to chill the fuck out, but, "S&T" is really doing it for it. It's completely different than what's on the radio and Timbaland somehow manages to add an instrumental that gives the song an entire new feeling. Yeah, it might be the same beat he's been releasing since 1929, your fave will still never.

ZIONA RELEASES THE 2013 ANTHEM "INVITED"

The world has been wondering who would be the Rebs Black of 2013, well, I think I found her. Ziona is an epic singer from *the USA, I think, she looks ethnic though so* Well Fiona is a bad ass bitch. She uses autotune like it's her bitch and she gives no fuck. She also likes to lick guy's faces at laundry places and no fucks were given by the new Queen of Pop, Ziona. 

CUTE TAYLOR SWIFT SHOWS CLEAVAGE AT THE PCAs / BACK IN THE STUDIO!

The bitch looks so flawless, it's like you're looking at a wax figure of herself. Seriously, no fucking flaws have been or will ever be found. Taylor Swift looked fucking stunning last night, so stunning that you forget she's just broken up with Harry Styles, but then you look at that cleavage and it screams "LOOK AT DIZ! CUZ YOU CAN'T HAVE NONE O' DIIIIIZZZ"

ONE DIRECTION'S "KISS YOU" MUSIC VIDEO AKA THE STORY OF HARRY AND ZAYN'S ROMANCE!

I think One Direction reads my blog because they decided to give "Kiss You" the green light for their next single. The song is probably their catchiest and most fun to date and I am glad they chose to be as goofy as possible in their music video. After 1,039,495,059,737 previews and teasers, they FINALLY released this epic music video.

This post is solely dedicated to the homosexual* relationship between Mr. Harry and Mr. Zayn, aka, The Hottest Bitches From The UK!

GLAM'S "I LIKE THAT" IS PURE MAGIC! / PERFORM ON INKIGAYO!

This is the first time I listen to GLAM, I had intentionally been neglecting them because of their name, who the fuck names themselves "GLAM"? But I was bored earlier and started to snoop around and found their comeback performance for Inkigayo and I am hooked.

The foursome has a lot of energy and charisma. The leader *girl on the left with pink sweater* gives us some real fierceness while the girl on the far right gives us some real magic. Homegirls are fucking amazing. They get real cute and real crunk, real quick.

DEAR CCM, SOYEON IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. MIGHT AS WELL LET QRI LEAD.

 

This is my open letter to CCM, home of T-Ara.

CCM used to get everything right, the right songs, the right about of lines given to each girl, who to put on the spotlight, etc. But ever since they decided to switch leaders and give Soyeon the thrown, shit has gone downhill. You see Soyeon isn't as vocally talented as Hyomin or Eunjung and she's nowhere near as bitchy as Jiyeon and let's not compare her looks to the real Queen of Beauty, Queen Qri.

There has been people in the hospitals, people getting "allegedly" bullied, Hwayoung left the group and their last two songs didn't do as well as they had hoped. Back in 2011, T-ara was going so strong it was unbelievable. "Roly Poly" was selling more than Kimchi; T-Ara was everywhere and look at them now, their popularity has taken a dump and run, their so called comeback for July was postponed to August, which postponed their scheduled comeback for October, which postponed the debut of their newest victim / jailbait / member Danii. 

SNSD / GIRLS GENERATION SACRIFICES SIX INSTRUMENTALS TO MAKE THEIR COMEBACK SINGLE "I GOT A BOY"

 

I've never been a huge fan of Girls Generation. In fact, I used to really dislike their style until they released "The Boys". My main problem with the Divine Nine is that they are too cute and clean and bubbly. Starting with Gee and ending with Taxi, all of their previous hits have been a little too sugary for me and my Dr. said I should avoid sugar unless I wanna get diabetes. 

When they released "The Boys" I was pleasantly surprised, it was a huge move for them, they ditched the cute look for a more sexy and mature look and sound. So when I saw the video for their comeback single "I Got A Boy" I was not shocked at all, in fact, I could predict their song was gonna be a little more k-hip-hop. What I wasn't expecting was that SM would sacrifice five different instrumentals to make up the final track.