Monday, March 4, 2013

LOL! CIARA IS STILL TRYING? PREMIERES NEW SINGLE "BODY PARTY"


Ciara thinks it's still 2003 y'all.

That is litearlly all I can think of when I hear this flop of a song. It sounds like something she released 10 years ago, when she was famous, when she was hot and when her weird acrobatics still made her money.

Besides the poor lyrics, the poor instrumental and the poor singing, there is really nothing there. Like, nothing, absolutely nothing. 

I feel bad for her, she would have been huge if Beyonce hadn't gone solo. But we don't live in that world and homegurl needs to accept that she needs to grow and get with the times and that this song is going to do nothing for her career.

She should get a time machine and either 
1. Release this song 10 years ago
2. Get rid of Beyonce.


Oh Sea-ara.

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