Wednesday, February 13, 2013

RIHANNA RELEASES BORING ASS VIDEO FOR "STAY" / SONGS GOES TO #1 ON ITUNES. I DON'T GET IT EITHER!

That Rihanna reign just won't let up.

Rihanna performed her amazing new single "Stay" or as her fans are subbing it "Slay", at the Grammys this Sunday and then premiered the music video for it on E!. If you get Britney Spears flashbacks during the video, don't worry, the world is with you.

"Stay", the music video, is literally the most boring music video in the history of music videos. Rihanna promised a "simple" video but this was just not even trying to try. This video looks like it literally took one-five minute take. She doesn't move, she doesn't sing along to the track, she barely even blinks. 

"Everytime" at least has a plot and some titties, this damn video doesn't even show most of her tattoos and you know this bitch loves to show off her *pretentious* body artwork.

It comes as no surprise though, the world is buying this song on iTunes like it's curing cancer. It went straight to #1 after Sunday's performance. Expect the song to stay #1 for a while so tell your favez not to release anything any time soon because they will flop harder than a fish out of the zoo's tank.

If, for some stupid reason you wanna watch this boring fest, here's the vid.


Almost 7 million views, really people? Really?! *scratches neck like a coke addict*  Really!? 


Britney did it better, years ago.

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