U-KISS RELEASE FLAWLESS NEW SINGLE "GANGSTAR BOY"

 

When you first hear the title for U-KISS's new amazing single "Gangstar Boy", you might get a little confused. No it's not about the star of a gang group named Boy. No, that would be too predictable. It's about a cute boy singing cute lyrics to this cute girl over fun and funky synths and auto-tune to kill ya favez career.

There's a cute breakdown that sounds like it could be from Mario Brothers, until it turns to some Skrillex shit, so I'm assuming Skrillex is coming out with his Mario Brothers Remix disc. I'd buy it to be honest.

BAKER RETURNS WITH "IF U LOVE ME"

 

If you're one of the hundreds of people that read my introduction post about BAKER, then, you should probably know that he just released his new single "If U Love Me" The song is a nice piece of club anthem. BAKER begs "if u love me, let me hear you say it" and the synths are going nuts and the drums are like boom, and you're fist pumping like you're not writing this blog post on your bed, in your room. 

GIRLS GENERATION RELEASE "DANCING QUEEN" A COVER / REWORK OF "MERCY" BY DUFFY

 

Someone over at SM Entertainment had an amazing idea four years ago. The idea was to have SNSD record a video for a song they'd release four years later. The song was a cover of Duffy's "Mercy" but only reworked so much it should be considered an original song. "Dancing Queen" not only is their best song to date, but, it's also their catchiest.

DEMI LOVATO'S PERFORMANCE AT THE XFACTOR USA FINALE GAVE ME SOME MAJOR CHILLS!

 

You know, I've never really been a fan of Demi. She's cute and all but she's no Selena Gomez in my eyes (the true queen of Disney) I thought her cute little job at the XFactor was cute and adorable and that she was an OK judge. "Give Your Heart A Break" aka the longest fucking title ever is a song I can actually tolerate so when I found out that she was gonna perform it at the finale with Flop Harmo-lost-their-ny I was a bit intrigued. 

GIRLS ALOUD PERFORM THEIR CLASSIC "LOVE MACHINE" AT THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW!

 

Girls Aloud, aka, The BIGGEST / MOST SUCCESSFUL girl group in the UK, continue to promote their latest Greatest Hits album "Ten" (in stores now). They recently visited The Graham Norton Show to perform one of their flawless classics "Love Machine". The Girls Almighty Aloud used their Tangled Up Tour Mix for it with the hot breakdown.

DAILY GRACE, A FABULOUS VLOGGER, AND HER MAIN BITCHES RELEASE NEW CHRISTMAS CLASSIC "CHRISTMAS SWEATZ"!

 

Daily Grace is one of my favorite YouTube Vloggers, she's funny, she's cute, she's nasty and naughty and a little bit of nice from time to time. She's funky and she knows no limits, except for speeding limits. The ho recently moved to California and that's probably the best decision she's ever made. She's made appearances on other vloggers, and an interview with Ms. Pohler, yeah, from SNL, Pohler. Today (or yesterday, idk your time) her and her group of flawless bitches uploaded what I'm predicting will be a new Christmas Classic. 

TAYLOR SWIFT PREMIERES "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE" MUSIC VIDEO!

 

Thank to the flawless lyrics written by the pop/country songstress; "IKYWT" has been selling pretty well in digital music stores as well as gaining radio play in huge amounts. "IKYWT" sees Taylor taking the brave route, she admits she's stupid and that she likes bad guys and that it's her damn fault when they break her achey breaky heart. 

The music video tries really hard to get you to believe their love is true. With many shots of them being cute and hugging each other and kissing and Taylor spreading her legs while he plays the guitar; it's fucking insane. The video fails at actually making you like him because he's a total douchebag. The scene at the bar when he touches one of the billiard balls just to fuck with the guy; seriously? That's not even gangster. So when he other guy and his gang started beating the shit out of him, I was glad 'cause mofo needs to learn.

SELENA GOMEZ DANCES TO "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE" BY TAYLOR SWIFT / FLAWLESS DANCER / FLAWLESS QUEEN!

 

Selena Gomez wants to send Justin Bieber a big ol' "I Knew You Were Trouble" in this new video. Selena dances, is sex doll and belts out some serious vocals. 

If you don't know yet, Sel and Justin have been on a bit of a rocky situation for the last couple of weeks so this video comes as no surprise. Selena is usually pretty quiet about these sorts of things so this is kind of a huge deal.

TAYLOR SWIFT'S "RED" SELLS MORE THAN 3 MILLION ALBUMS IN LESS THAN A MONTH. THE SKY IS BLUE.

 

*laughing at your flops*

Taylor Swift's team is the best team ever. Not only do they make her look all innocent with her cute, pure and adorable dresses, her cute curls and shit; when in reality she's a skanky hoe. But who gives a fucking fuck who the fuck she's fucking? Taylor is flawless and her repetitive lyrics are the best thing since 1776. 

THE PRETTY RECKLESS PREMIERE "KILL ME"

 

Taylor usually gets it right; and I say usually now because "Kill Me" is a messy ass track. The guitar is too loud, her vocals are too soft and the lyrics, what is this fuckery!?

NASHVILLE - THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK IS AMAZING!

 

Nashville is this epic drama on ABC that slays all dramas ever (except Revenge.) It revolves around Rayna (old lady) and Juliette (Hayden Hot-nettiere). Rayna is this hasbeen country singer (think Floptina, Alice LostHerKeys, Flopriah Floprey, etc) who is struggling to sell her latest album and Hayden is like the Taylor Swift of the show, selling albums like it's crack in the middle of midwest America. 

INTRODUCING - THE EX GIRLFRIENDS "WE ARE THE PARTY"!

I was just googling around trying to find me a torrent for this movie, minding my own damn business when out of nowhere this song starts playing from a pop-up ad. I hear electro-beats, club synths and just a fun song with a ton of autotune. I'm digging it, ya know, waving my hands, messing my hair up, acting a ratchet ass mess... and then I actually pay attention to the lyrics... child.

KE$HA PROVES ALL YA BITCHES THAT SHE CAN SING / RELEASES "DECONSTRUCTED" EP

 

Many of you skanks judge Ke$ha for her hard partying ways and for her crazy hair and the fact she puts more Autotune on her songs than Indians put spices in their food* but she's out to prove all of you madafakas wrong with her amazing new acoustic EP "Deconstructed". Don't get confused though, she also just released "Warrior" her second FULL album, so go and buy both.

"Deconstructed" gives us hardcore K$ fans an excuse to be delusional and shove in everyone's faces that Queen$ha is actually Singer$ha. K$'s EP is a moody and sad EP, all it's missing is a gratis razor and you're set for life. 

UNION J, THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE NADINE IN THE GROUP!

Union J was part of the 3455th season of the XFactor UK. They were sadly eliminated recently but that doesn't stop the critics and the girls as they label them the next One Direction. Union J is composed of the original Triple J (whom didn't make the cut) so the producers added a 4th member and the rest is history. They are JJ, Jaymi, Josh and George. I don't know why they're called Union J instead of 3J1G (B1A4 reference, google it) but what do I know?

The group, they're a group because George can play the guitar, so therefore they're a group and not a boy band. The four guys are cute, they sing well and they look well together. They performed for 9 weeks on the XFactor, improving week by week, showcasing some serious talent. Now my only problem is that JJ and George never sing... mainly JJ, he never sings. Sometimes they throw a line at George here and there but it's usually Jaymi (God, horrible spelling) and Josh singing the tunes which would be fine if George and JJ didn't actually sing well; which isn't the case.

SPICA GET ON SOME KOREAN TROUBLES DUE TO THEIR SKANKY "LONELY" OUTFITS FOR MUSIC BANK!

 

Karma is a bitch! SPICA thought they could just walk around, rip off Girls Aloud's "Can't Speak French" and SISTAR's "Alone" and not get any sort of backlash. Well they did get away with it thanks to their nearly flawless performances, but, the funny thing is that now they're getting criticism for their skanky outfit for Music Bank. LOL!

THE PRETTY RECKLESS TO COMEBACK WITH "KILL ME"

 

The Pretty Reckless are one of my favorite bands and let me tell you why. Taylor gives no fucks, bitch is over here singing about having sex with a priest, smoking, drugs and all these other X rated topics and the ho ain't even 18...well wasn't when all those things were released. On paper it sounds like TPR would be a corny ass mess but Taylor somehow makes her repetitive lyrics get stuck in your head.

KPOP'S BOYFRIEND RELEASE DOUBLE SINGLE "DANCE DANCE DANCE" / "MY LADY" IN JAPAN / CONQUER THE CHARTS / PROVE THEY'RE THE ROOKIE GROUP TO BEAT IN JAPAN / JAPAN LOVES BOYFRIEND!

 

BOYFRIEND keeps proving they are the 'it" Korean group in Japan when their new double single "Dance, Dance, Dance" & "My Lady". "DX3" is the most JPop song they have released to date. As to be expected, the song is a rollercoaster of raps, sing-talk, and a slow breakdown that starts to build again higher than how it started. Whereas "DX3" is a fun, cute little thing, "My Lady" is a cute little thing...with a Christmas theme. Creative? Yes! Can your fave? No. "My Lady" is a typical JPop song in my opinion and I don't listen to legit JPop to begin with but pretend I'm a know-it-all and that I'm correct 101% of the time.

CALVIN HARRIS CHOOSES HORRIBLE TINNIE TEMPAH ASSISTED "DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE" AS NEW SINGLE OFF "18"

 

Calvin has gotten it wrong for the first time since the never ending "18" era began. Calvin has probably already released 246 singles off of this album but that doesn't stop him as he chooses the boring fest known as "Drinking from the Bottle"... why? I've got no clue.