2NE1 PERFORM "I LOVE YOU" AT SEOUL MUSIC AWARDS / BOM LOSES HER SHOE!

 

2NE1 graced the Seoul Music Awards stage this week with their epic 2012 hit single "I Love You" The performance really wasn't any different than their comeback stages, there was still no more lines more Dara and CL still can outsing ya favez. One thing that was noticeable though, was that Bom lost her shoe / heel.

Bom was really getting into it so much that somehow she managed to lose her shoe. One shot of the camera sees her shaking it (her body) like a jello and then 2 seconds later the camera goes back to her and the poor woman hasn't gotten her left shoe no more! Flawless.

KATY TIZ PREMIERES DEBUT SINGLE "FAMOUS"

 

Katy Tiz, better known as the demo singer for Girls' Generation killer comeback single "I Got A Boy" *originally titled "Shiner on You", has unveiled her debut single "Famous" where she talks about boys wanting to eat her cooch.

SUPER TARDY TO THE PARTY - WILLAM BELLI'S "TROUBLE" MUSIC VIDEO / SONG IS A MASTERPIECE!

 

Willam is best known for being a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race, she is fabulous, she is bitchy and she is always chewing some gum, so Britney with a penis. She (we don't acknowledge that she's a he, because she's a she, get it right) released her iconic music video for "Trouble" back in November and maybe I was living under a rock and I didn't know but... this is the best thing since "...Baby One More Time"

MY NEW FOUND LOVE FOR GANGKIZ "MAMA" / FLAWLESS ANTHEM!

Ever since I found out that CCM was adding two new bitches to T-Ara and then debuting a 9 member group *when they could just debut a 9 member group and leave T-Ara the fuck alone* I was quick to write off GangKidz *original name* but somehow today while I was looking at some random post I came across this epicness.

INTRODUCING : JENN D "YOU KEEP GIVING ME LOVE"

 

*sexy bitch looking sexy*

Jenn D is one bad ass bitch. Her debut single didn't really do it for me but child she came back strong with her follow up, iconic new single "You Keep Giving Me Love". The song is infectious, ridiculously addicting and ridiculously generic.

INTRODUCING : LUKE POTTER : "ONE DAY" (FREE EP)

 

Coming all the way from the UK, Luke Potter (not Harry Potter's twin) is an up-and-coming artists targeting the sentimental crowds while making teenage girls jizz like they just saw a real life ken doll. In his press release for his new EP "One Day" he states that he wants to bring real emotions back to pop music and so far I think he's nailing it.

2YOON RELEASE COUNTRY-KPOP MASTERPIECE: "24/7"

The real vocalist of 4Minute decided to step out of Hyun Ah's shadow. Initially you begin to wonder what direction they'll take. They can't be too sexy because that's Hyun Ah's thing, they can't be too electro because that's Hyun Ah's thing and they can't be too gangster cuz that's Hyuna Ah's thing so all there's left is country music.

Don't write them off just yet though because this Country-KPop fest is one to listen to and stan for.

"24/7" is a cute song about (google the translation bitches) talks about 24/7 and the girls sound really cute. The lyrics are very repetitive and cute, just like I like them. What really sells it to me though, it's the video. The video is everything. The video has a cowboy theme (very fitting) and cuteness is just served like it's a buffet and you just came back from the Sahara desert. 

THAT "THRIFT SHOP" SONG BY MACKLEMORE IS COMING FOR YOUR WEAVE, BRUNO MARS!

Ke$ha has been talking about her love for thrift shops since 2010 but no one pays attention unless there's some sick beat under it. And it's 2013 and here we have Macklemore's "Thrift Shop" song that is about to dethrone Bruno Mars' "Locked Out of..."*

"Thrift Shop" is supposed to be a rap song but for the most part I don't believe it. Macklemore is not trying to be hardcore, well he tries but doesn't try hard enough. The song is catchy as fuck though and it is a great social commentary, especially when he sings about people who buy Gucci shirts for $50 (sweetie, go out, Gucci shirts are at least $195)

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE RELEASES COMEBACK SINGLE "SUIT & TIE (FEAT. JAY Z)"

Justin Timberlake has taken his sweet ass motherfucking time with this comeback. It has been 4564 decades since he released "Sexy Back" and my body is ready for some new magic. "Suit & Tie" may not be "SB2.0" but it definitely proves that he gives no fucks.

You see, he asked Timbaland to produce it so you automatically know his fuck-book return is past due. The song is very typical Timbaland, drum, drum, boom.

Now, I'm probably one of the few that are enjoying this song. Maybe because I've been at work all week and need to chill the fuck out, but, "S&T" is really doing it for it. It's completely different than what's on the radio and Timbaland somehow manages to add an instrumental that gives the song an entire new feeling. Yeah, it might be the same beat he's been releasing since 1929, your fave will still never.

ZIONA RELEASES THE 2013 ANTHEM "INVITED"

The world has been wondering who would be the Rebs Black of 2013, well, I think I found her. Ziona is an epic singer from *the USA, I think, she looks ethnic though so* Well Fiona is a bad ass bitch. She uses autotune like it's her bitch and she gives no fuck. She also likes to lick guy's faces at laundry places and no fucks were given by the new Queen of Pop, Ziona. 

CUTE TAYLOR SWIFT SHOWS CLEAVAGE AT THE PCAs / BACK IN THE STUDIO!

The bitch looks so flawless, it's like you're looking at a wax figure of herself. Seriously, no fucking flaws have been or will ever be found. Taylor Swift looked fucking stunning last night, so stunning that you forget she's just broken up with Harry Styles, but then you look at that cleavage and it screams "LOOK AT DIZ! CUZ YOU CAN'T HAVE NONE O' DIIIIIZZZ"

ONE DIRECTION'S "KISS YOU" MUSIC VIDEO AKA THE STORY OF HARRY AND ZAYN'S ROMANCE!

I think One Direction reads my blog because they decided to give "Kiss You" the green light for their next single. The song is probably their catchiest and most fun to date and I am glad they chose to be as goofy as possible in their music video. After 1,039,495,059,737 previews and teasers, they FINALLY released this epic music video.

This post is solely dedicated to the homosexual* relationship between Mr. Harry and Mr. Zayn, aka, The Hottest Bitches From The UK!

GLAM'S "I LIKE THAT" IS PURE MAGIC! / PERFORM ON INKIGAYO!

This is the first time I listen to GLAM, I had intentionally been neglecting them because of their name, who the fuck names themselves "GLAM"? But I was bored earlier and started to snoop around and found their comeback performance for Inkigayo and I am hooked.

The foursome has a lot of energy and charisma. The leader *girl on the left with pink sweater* gives us some real fierceness while the girl on the far right gives us some real magic. Homegirls are fucking amazing. They get real cute and real crunk, real quick.

DEAR CCM, SOYEON IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. MIGHT AS WELL LET QRI LEAD.

 

This is my open letter to CCM, home of T-Ara.

CCM used to get everything right, the right songs, the right about of lines given to each girl, who to put on the spotlight, etc. But ever since they decided to switch leaders and give Soyeon the thrown, shit has gone downhill. You see Soyeon isn't as vocally talented as Hyomin or Eunjung and she's nowhere near as bitchy as Jiyeon and let's not compare her looks to the real Queen of Beauty, Queen Qri.

There has been people in the hospitals, people getting "allegedly" bullied, Hwayoung left the group and their last two songs didn't do as well as they had hoped. Back in 2011, T-ara was going so strong it was unbelievable. "Roly Poly" was selling more than Kimchi; T-Ara was everywhere and look at them now, their popularity has taken a dump and run, their so called comeback for July was postponed to August, which postponed their scheduled comeback for October, which postponed the debut of their newest victim / jailbait / member Danii. 

SNSD / GIRLS GENERATION SACRIFICES SIX INSTRUMENTALS TO MAKE THEIR COMEBACK SINGLE "I GOT A BOY"

 

I've never been a huge fan of Girls Generation. In fact, I used to really dislike their style until they released "The Boys". My main problem with the Divine Nine is that they are too cute and clean and bubbly. Starting with Gee and ending with Taxi, all of their previous hits have been a little too sugary for me and my Dr. said I should avoid sugar unless I wanna get diabetes. 

When they released "The Boys" I was pleasantly surprised, it was a huge move for them, they ditched the cute look for a more sexy and mature look and sound. So when I saw the video for their comeback single "I Got A Boy" I was not shocked at all, in fact, I could predict their song was gonna be a little more k-hip-hop. What I wasn't expecting was that SM would sacrifice five different instrumentals to make up the final track.