WHY ARE GIRLS ALOUD MAKING A VIDEO FOR "BEAUTIFUL 'CAUSE YOU LOVE ME"?

 

*Actual, legit, 100% real picture form the actual, legit, 100% real video shoot for "Beautiful 'Cause You Love Me"; why is this happening instead of "On The Metro"? Because God hates us*

I don't hate "BCYLM" but it's no "On The Metro" nor is it "Every Now and Then". Whoever is making this decision over at Xenomania needs to stop. We all know you're jelly that you didn't produce "On The Metro" and that it's a fan fave but don't sabotage the girls' comeback with this not-so-great song. 

KE$HA'S NEW ALBUM "WARRIOR" HAS THE MOST ATROCIOUS AND SLOW LEAK IN THE HISTORY OF SLOW AND ATROCIOUS ALBUM LEAKS

 

The new Illuminati Kueen's album "Warrior" started leaking 905859837575483 days ago, with a song leaking and then another one and then another one and then the full album in a horrible, unbearable sound quality leaked only to make us hate humanity and everyone that's ever stepped foot on this earth. Then some hoes decided to be complete douchebags and recode the shitty LQ and call it HQ and raise our hopes until someone got a hold of an OK / listenable quality yesterday. Seriously, it took forever and a day for this fucking album to leak. Was it worth the wait and the 139458583 zip files now on your computer? Well, yeah, duh K$ slays.

SHINee PREMIERE AMAZING NON-BOX MUSIC VIDEO FOR THEIR FLAWLESS NEW JAPANESE SINGLE "100 YEARS..."

 

The new Kings of Japan have unleashed the full PV / MV for their flawless new single "1000 Years..." and it's so beautiful, like so beautiful the only other word that comes to mind is super beautiful. It's about some hospital patient and SHINee are like some angels or some shit and there's a flying bus and a lot of sad scenes and a lot of tears (mainly coming from my eyes, because I got a little teary)

The video has a long, yet, impeccable intro where you see the boys waiting for a bus, yes, a bus, can your fave wait for a bus as flawless as the new Kings of Japan?!? Don't think so bitch. 

TVXQ PREMIERE NEW SINGLE "HUMANOIDS" / NOT AS GREAT AS "CATCH ME" BUT WHAT IN THIS WORLD IS?

 

How would I describe "Humanoids".... hmmm... well it's like the non-breasted sister of "Catch Me" that didn't get big enough boobs during puberty so she has to suck a lot of dicks and have faux lesbian seshs with her friends to make up for it. In all seriousness, I do like the song it's just not up there with "Catch Me" and "Keep Your..." 

GIRLS ALOUD'S "ON THE METRO" LEAKS / NICOLA REMAINS A FLAW-FREE SONGWRITER

 

Girls Aloud are showing every bitch in the bizz what it really takes to be the number one girl group in the world. Their comeback has been short of amazing. Their comeback single "Something New" was an amazing intro to the beautiful cheesy ballad "Beautiful 'Cause You Love Me" and now along with "Every Now and Then" comes "On The Metro" which is by far the best song out of the four and I'm not saying that just cuz NicGodla Roberts wrote the masterpiece. 

DAL*SHABET RELEASE NEW FLAWLESS KPOP GEM "HAVE / DON'T HAVE", EVERYTHING IS FLAWLESS.

 

I've always liked Dal*Shabet, they're cute, bubbly and super talented. Ok, maybe "talented" is a stretch but they have really grown to be great entertainers and the back-up vocal isn't that loud anymore. "Have, Don't Have" is a fantastic disco gem with a modern twist that's just addicting; but, what I'm here for is really the "Electro Swing Remix" because it is seriously the best thing to happen to earth since water.

TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMS "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE" / STARTS SHOOTING MV!

 

The queen of album sales of the 21st century, aka, Ms. Taylor Swift has in four weeks sold 2.8M copies of her amazing new album "Red". She's been performing different songs on different tv shows. She performed "IKYWT" at the AMAs yesterday, which btw was epic because she's epic and that's what epic people do, they're epic. Not only has she done all of that, she also started shooting the music video RIGHT after the AMAs #dedication.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS EXPECTED TO SELL UP TO 80K... FLOPTUS COMING THRU

 

 Floptina...

LOL! 

That's all.

KE$HA RELEASES "C'MON" OFF OF "WARRIOR" AKA "YOUR LOVE IS..." 2012

Ke$ha has combined two of her biggest hits and called it a new song. "C'mon" borrows a lot, if not completely from "Tik Tok" and "Your Love Is My Drug" and smashes them together creating something you did not need in your life. Surprisingly, whoever the fuck produced it, is a fucking genius because the song is short of flaws and full of #1 hit. 

NICOLA AND GIRLS ALOUD PERFORM "SOMETHING NEW" + A NEW TRACK AT THE CHILDREN IN NEED!

After three cruel and devastating years of no Girls Aloud singles, albums, tours or performances; the amazing five-some are back at it with their first televised performance for their brand new Children In Need / comeback single "Something New" And if that wasn't enough, Nicola and the rest of Girls Aloud also showed the UK and the internet why they all won "Popstar Rivals" back in 2002 with their spankingly cheesy ballad "Beautiful 'Cause You Love Me"

THAI CUTIE, NATHEW, RELEASES GENERIC YET FLAWLESS KOREAN DEBUT SINGLE "SHE'S BAD"

 

Let me start off by saying I know nothing about Nathew, whether or not he's famous in Thailand or if he's released anything worth listening to in Thai. Now with the awkward moment out of the way, "She's Bad" is a nice, thick, juice slice of Korean Pop goodness. It's addicting, it's got a generic beat our brain is familiar with, it's got a shit ton of auto-tune, pretty much, it's every male pop singer's dream song. 

ARASHI'S "WELCOME TO OUR PARTY" IS THE BEST JPOP SONG SINCE 1567! / "POPCORN" IS #1 ALBUM IN THE WORLD (FOR SERIOUS)

If you know me or my  blog, yall know I don't fancy JPop as much as I fancy KPop. I don't know, their songs are usually too cutesy and autotuned but literally two minutes ago while visiting a blog I saw that these Arashi people have the best selling album in the WORLD for the previous week with 701,000 copies sold. Can your favez? Don't think so. Anyway, it peaked my interest and well, thanks to YouTube I now know of the amazing JPop. 

KE$HA PERFORMS "DIE YOUNG" ON THE XFACTOR (AURSTRALIA) AND SUNRISE!

 

Queen$ha has been spending some time down under promoting her new single / anthem "Die Young". Ke$ha not only made some serious improvements vocally over the last year, she's also learned how to dance and play the drums, what can't she do? 

BOYFRIEND RELEASE COMEBACK SINGLE AND MV FOR "JANUS"

 

After outselling everyone in Japan in KPop history and being the most read blog post in my blog, BOYFRIEND is back with their first full length album titled "Janus". The comeback album and single of the same name premiered today and it is so good, like soooooo good it makes you wonder why other groups suck. 

ONE DIRECTION NEED TO RELEASE "KISS YOU" OFF THEIR FLAW-FREE / MASTERPIECE / ORIGINAL NEW ALBUM "TAKE ME HOME"

 

One Direction, aka the biggest boy band since 'NSYNC are back at it with their new album "Take Me Home". The soon-to-be the best thing since sliced bread and butter is an amazing album that deserves to outsell ya favez. One of the standout tracks in my opinion is "Kiss You". It literally made me a 1D'er.

The song is funky with beats I can't even describe because every time I try to write this blog I start singing the damn song "if every time we touch, you get this kinda rush, baby say yeah yeah yeah" and then it gets all funky and fun and I just wanna tell them to "take me home" and just do me.

INDONESIAN ROOKIE GROUP SNATCH KPOP QUEEN HYUN A FOR DEBUT INDO/ENGLISH DEBUT SINGLE "SHE'S MY GIRL" / SLAY SOUTH KOREA AND ASIA ALL AT ONCE!

Indonesia finally jumped on the manufactured bandwagon*. Unleashing the flawless new group titled S4 (Sexy, Smart, Sweet and Sentimental) Yeah, that's what it stands for but please try to forget that and listen to them, they really are flawless. Also, Hyun A is in their debut single... yeah I got your attention now didn't I?

"She's My Girl" will definitelly be released in Korean within weeks because it has everything a KPop song needs to be a smash. It's fun, energetic, alive, catchy, and it has Queen of KPop, multi-talented, multi-fasceted, multi-wig snatcher, Hyun A. The song is packed with fun synths that'll definitelly keep you jumping. The song is about a girl, being cute and stuff, and how she's his "girl" and to not "touch touch" because he will fuck you up. Indonesians are so gangsta!