RIHANNA'S NEWEST MASTERPIECE "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN" MUSIC VIDEO!

Our favorite masochist is back with a banging new video for her stellar effort also known as "Where Have You Been" The video might have come a year too late but lemme tell ya boo, the wait was worth it!

SM TOWN PULLS OUT ALL THE STOPS FOR TAETISEO'S "TWINKLE" MUSIC VIDEO

Girls' Generation's (aka SNSD) first subunit have unleashed the visual for their first smash single as a trio. The EP where the single is taken from has already taken the top spot in all Korean digital music stores as well as iTunes all over the world, reaching #2 on the Top 10 Albums chart proving that their American fan base is getting stronger.  In the video you see GG's hottest 1/3 walking around, strutting their expensive and  glamourous dresses and demanding all the attention from the poor, but yet, oh so sexy paparazzi.

THE VERONICAS'S LISA SIDE JOB RELEASES NEW SONG: JU JU YA YA

Lisa (1/2 of The Veronicas) side job aka "Dead Cool Dropouts" has released a new song and it is fucking brilliant! Not only is it experimental.... it's also amazingly recorded, the vocals and the instrumental mix so beautifully it's hard to recognize that she is half of "Take Me On The Floor". 

THE VERONICAS LONG AWAITED THIRD ALBUM IS FINALLY COMING!

The sexy Aussie twins have confirmed the album is to be released this June/July with the first single being released soon. They have performed a handful of new tracks on their small LA gigs, I haven't paid attention to them to be honest, I am going to wait til the single is released. I've waited almost four years for this comeback, another couple of weeks won't kill me. As expected, in order to build anticipation for the comeback they have been pretty quiet about the whole project, but, their friend, collaborator and ex-lover, Bill was kind enough to give us something to hold on to.

TAETISEO'S "TWINKLE" IS HERE!

SNSD (Girls Generation) have gone ahead and released a subunit titled Taetiseo with members Taeyeon, Tiffany, and Seohyun (get it? Tae-Ti-Seo, very creative if you ask me)

This is an effort to keep the SNSD relevant in South Korea (and Asia) as the rest of the group focuses on their English album, which is hopefully to be released next year. 

NICOLA ROBERTS PERFORMS "I"

Yes, this live performance is from October 2011, flaws have yet to surface from this performance, she still sounds better than your favez and her red-ish locks is still firing up your flop's messy weaves. And her expression at the end is like global warming and I'm a glacier, it just melts me!

Nicola if you ever read this, I'm still waiting for you to tour the US.

IT'S KPOP BOYBAND COMEBACK STAGE WEEK AT MUSIC CORE!

If you like boy idol groups over girl idol groups then this is your week. And South Korea's Music Core! seems to be the place to be at if you want the hottest new singles.

Shall we commence? 

CHER LLOYD "WANT U BACK" US VERSION IS APPROACHING!

After the useless Astro remix for the UK edit of "Want U Back", Cher seems to finally pay attention to her fans and took the 5 year old off the US edit. 

The music video for the US version has been confirmed for a May 1st release through the Chavfastic's VEVO account. Rumor has it Snoop Dogg is featured on the US Version, I pray to all the Greek mythical gods that nightmare doesn't happen. 

JUSTIN BIEBER RELEASES YAWN INDUCING "BELIEVE" ALBUM COVERS!

Justin Bieber wants you to believe this is what album covers should look like.

All I'm gonna say is that Britney has done cheap standard and deluxe covers before, and has done a better job.
Click "read more" to see the "deluxe" album cover.

NICKI MINAJ'S MASSIVE ATTACK PART DEUX VIDEO: STARSHPS

Nicki Minaj decided to copy herself and pretty much re-shoot her "Massive Flop Attack" video and paste "Starships" audio on top of it. 

I didn't watch the entire video to be honest with you, I instead watched the original "Massive Attack" because it was better years ago before she lost all that weight and got better weaves. 

Also, some people are comparing it to Heidi Montag's atrocious homemade debut video. Copying lesser known bitches is what today's best pop stars do anyway, just look at GaGa copying Madonna. 

PAULINA RUBIO PREMIERES SADOMASOCHISTIC "BOYS WILL BE BOYS" MUSIC VIDEO!

The Queen of Latin Pop just premiered the visual for her new English single "Boys Will Be Boys." 

There is so much happening in this video that if you blink once, you miss an epic moment, and I LOVE IT! This is probably the funnest, most original S&M concept video to date by any female pop star. I don't know what I love the most, the fat guys dressed as babies, the girls paintballing that Asian dude, the lesbian hookers, the blindfolded gay dancers, or Paulina whipping the "suave" guy.  

PREPARE YOURSELF, TVXQ TO MAKE KOREAN COMEBACK DURING THE SECOND HALF OF 2012!

South Korea's vocally talented duo will be back during the second half of the year according to Junho (left) & Changmin (right) themselves.

After focusing on Japan for the first half of 2012 and making more money than your favez ever will in their entire existence with new original Japanese music, a 26 date-tour, product placements, etc, TVXQ have promised to make their Korean comeback after they take some much needed rest.

I don't know about you all but I am ready. I was praying to baby Jesus that their Japanese tour would end already because to be honest, I don't really care for their Japanese stuff. Give me "KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN" PART DEUX already damn it.

SHINEE'S NEWEST JAPANESE SINGLE / MUSIC VIDEO: SHERLOCK

SHINee's latest Korean single gets the Japanese treatment y'all! It will be released through EMI Japan this May 16th. 

The video premiered two days ago, it's the same theme/set as their Korean video, but unlike T-ARA, this is a good thing. I never understood why their "Lucifer (Japanese Version)" single had so much auto tune but I'm glad SM decided to level it down a notch. 

I really want SHINee to achieve TVXQ status in La Japan. They have all that it takes, talent, looks, dance, language, etc, etc.

Now time to watch the official music video!

*That weird hand-dance thing Key does still melts me*

CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S MASSIVE FLOP RESURECTS?

The bitchiest diva of the 21st century is probably jumping around (or getting drunk in parking lots, whatever she does these days) because her 2010 massive flop, also known as "Bionic" decided to resurrect thanks to some participant on "The Voice" who decided to cover "Fighter" or "Beautiful" I don't really know. 

I don't know why people are buying "The Fame" wannabe album. Fighter / Beautiful aren't even from this era. God, what is going on with this country?

Anyway, enjoy it Christina, because it will probably go back to being forgotten (like it should be) by May 1st.

PUT YOUR LIFE ON HOLD FOR TWO MINUTES AND FIVE SECONDS: SNOOKI & JWOWW SPIN OFF'S OFFICIAL TRAILER IS HERE!

MY BODY IS NOT READY FOR THIS EPICNESS!!!

Haters to the left tbh. 

THE WANTED ARE "CHASING THE SUN"

UK's sluttiest boy band is back with their second US single "Chasing The Sun"

I don't know who produced, I'm not gonna google it either, the song is very basic, generic, uninspiring, blah blah blah... yet it's so adducing. The "oh oh oh oh" which is shamelessly plagiarized borrowed from their current hit single "Glad You Came" is still extremely catchy and better than your favez entire meaningful discography. 

T-ARA RELEASES MUSIC VIDEO FOR JAPANESE VERSION OF "LOVEY DOVEY"

My favorite super girl group T-ARA are set to make their Japanese comeback (should it even be called a comeback? They just released Roly Poly (Japanese Ver.) like 3 weeks ago) Anyway, 7-Ara are hoping to repeat the success the original song had in South Korea in the land of the rising sun.

SNIPPET OF BRITNEY SPEARS' "THIS KISS" LEAKS!

Some sneaky stan got their hands on an ancient Britney Spears demo titled "This Kiss."

I gotta say, I love this track. It reminds me of the "Britney" album era, which I love, even though it's actually from "Circus" era. But really what Britney era don't I love? 

The track has this weird repeating sound in the entire song and it is seriously addicting. Godney Holy-Spearit sounds amazing, showcasing her top of the line vocals. 

Here's a bit of the lyrics *not on the leaked snippet* (you're welcome bitches)

"There was a time when you were mine

There was a time when you held me tight

Boy I wish you could find me

This kiss this kiss this kiss"

And here is the leaked snippet

*Best lyrics ever written if you ask me*