Tuesday, July 31, 2012

2NE1 UPLOAD ACOUSTIC VERSIONS OF "I LOVE YOU" AND "LONELY" / DARA SOUNDS ANGELIC!


Since 2011, Sandara Park, aka the Queen of vocals, has been improving at such a rapid pace that it's kinda hard to keep up. It all started when they released "It Hurts" and Ms. Park started to show her singing chops. Today, 2NE1 and YG (label) uploaded two acoustic, live versions of "I Love You" and "Lonely" and Dara sounds better than anyone.

The videos are really simple, just them four and the guitar player, singing their hearts out. Dara looking cuter than a newborn baby after it's been showered cuz no one wants a bloody baby, no one wants a bloody baby........ Anwyay, Dara and the three minions look and sound flawless.

THE T-ERROR / T-DRAMA / T-NIGHTMARE THAT IS HWAYOUNG'S DEPARTURE FROM T-ARA CONTINUES!


The drama known as T-Ara's biggest mistake continues with allegations, insiders and everyone from South Korea to Japan commenting on this horrible, horrible mistreatment and accusations. Hwayoung (picture above) joined T-Ara in 2010 as the main rapper, she was always given the stupid raps but she had such a dedication that it was inevitable not to love her. She always seemed timid and reserved but always poised and composed.

Two / three days ago hell broke loose! Everyone in T-Ara (except for Queen Qri) started taking stabs at the wounded Hwayoung, accusing her of not being determined enough. You see, Hwayoung was not able to perform with them in their concert because of an ankle injury but that isn't an acceptable excuse according to Hyomin, Jiyeon, Soyeon, Boram and Eunjung. All of them started ganging up on Hwayoung with sub-tweets about determination, Hyomin being the first to start the fire. 

Monday, July 23, 2012

T-ARA - ROLY POLY (QRI VERSION)



So I'm sitting here bitching about the fact I lost my phone and that I have to get a new iPhone case. So I start googling for T-Ara pics and I came across this...

BELINDA PROMOTES "EN EL AMOR HAY QUE PERDONAR" ALL OVER UNIVISION!


Belinda has been a loyal Univision artist since she was a young actress so it comes as no surprise that she has been promoting her new flawless single "En El Amor Hay Que Perdonar" like a mad woman. She first took the "Premios Juventud" stage for what's to be one of her best live vocal performances ever. She also took the "Despierta America" summer concert stage and performed a couple of her previous hits along side the new single "EEAHQP" 

THERE'S NO DOUBT THAT NO DOUBT WAS THE BEST THING AT THIS YEAR'S TEEN CHOICE AWARDS!


Today while I was at work, I kept singing the hook for this song, I was so mad because it would not get out of my head. You see, I've loved the song since it premiered but for some reason I was never really captivated by it but that is no longer the case. The group took the TCA stage just hours ago to kick off the promotions for "Settle Down" and let me tell you, it changed everything I thought about Gwen's voice.

I'm from the Gwen the solo pop singer generation, mainly because I didn't start listening to English music until 2004 when I learned it and apparently No Doubt had been long-gone by then, so Gwen was being a flashy and fashy (fashion forward, yeah I use weird words so they rhyme) Well Gwen can't sing Pop music, her voice always cracked and it sounded obnoxious. Don't get me wrong "The Great Escape" got a good amount of replay rape but when it came to her live performances it was always very weak and I never got into her asian minions.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

CHER LLOYD AND SNOOP DOGG "WANT U BACK" - YA HEARD?


The queen of everything that's chav and fierce decided that topping the iTunes Top 5 by herself wasn't enough and that her amazing first US single "Want U Back" needed some ghetto realness, because you know the "helicopter" noises were not doing it for the hood-rats. So she asked Snoop Dogg out of everyone she possible could ask to feature in the new and revamped version of "Want U Back"..............................

QUEEN DARA AND HER FELLOW SERVANTS (AKA 2NE1) MAKE OFFICIAL M! COUNTDOWN COMEBACK WITH "I LOVE YOU"!


Sandara Park also known as the Queen of 2NE1, also known as just Dara, and her fellow servants (CL, Bom and Minzy) made their official comeback for the variety show "M! Countdown". They were originally supposed to comeback last week but Minzy's grandma decided to die, forcing 2NE1 to delay their return and ruining all of our lives. 

Thank God this comeback hasn't been as messy as last one though, God, last one was horrible. It's kinda sad how someone always dies (last time it was that motorcyclist Daesung from BIGBANG "allegedly" ran over) but thankfully this has been a success. The girls new single "I Love You" has topped the #1 spot in South Korea, dethroning SISTAR's latest flop effort and leaving the newly 8 membered T-Ara for the #2 spot. 

Monday, July 16, 2012

INTRODUCING - BAKER "NOT GONNA WAIT"


It's not very often that I actually like up-and-coming artists. They tend to be really cheesy and cheap and weird looking. But BAKER (all caps), Mr. B is baking me some hot slice with some amazing tunes and some fucking catchy "oooohs" I am sold! 

Some info for you stalkers, Mr. BAKER, is not a Baker, he's a flawless male from the lower east side, that's in NYC for you non-geographic genius. He's achieved more than 1M views on la Youtube, he also plays the cello you know that really unsexy instrument? Why he plays that I don't know, but I'm sure he makes it look sexy as fuck... oh  and he is currently making girls wish their had a cut-out poster of him to do naughty things with.

TVXQ (TOHOSHINKI) PROMOTE "ANDROID" IN MUSIC JAPAN!


Everyone always forgets to mention TVXQ's Japanese promotions for some utterly stupid reason. I seriously don't get it. Their Japanese singles are usually a lot better than their Korean ones, a lot more innovative and the choreography is usually outstanding, but so is everything they do. Don't get me wrong, their Korean stuff is flawless...but their Japanese single "Android" takes it up a notch!

BROWN EYED GIRLS RELEASE EPIC DIGITAL SINGLE "THE ORIGINAL"


As a huge fuck you to everyone in KPop right now, the foursome known as the almighty Brown Eyed Girls did a random and rushed release to stop everyone and their mother from having a successful comeback. With T-Ara, SISTAR and 2NE1 making their comebacks last week, BEG want us to know they are "The Original" and the best!