YOLANDI VI$$ER'S OUTFIT IN "FATTY BOOM BOOM" GETS DIE ANTWOORD IN SOME RACE TROUBLES!

The racist and anti-racists of the USA are going nuts over Die Antwoord's new music video "Fatty Boom Boom". The music video premiered last night and it was seriously interesting. People are asking for Yolandi's head on a stick right now. She is seen with full black paint on, a candy wrapper dress & accessories and yellow eyes with dollar signs on them, in the same video she also sports a full on white face body paint not once, but twice, but of course no one cares about that because black people never painted their faces white during the 50s.

Let's look at black face vs. costume.

THE WANTED'S "I FOUND YOU" VIDEO IS ABOUT A KEY......

I have been shaking and crying over this song since it premiered. I love the falsetto (that they probably will never sing live) and I love that Nathan is the lead for once and I loved their video for it until I "FOUND" (horrible joke) out that it was about a stupid key.

'SOMETHING NEW" FROM GIRLS ALOUD LEAKED!

Since 2009, my life has been incomplete. Girls Aloud took a "one year hiatus" that turned into 3 years of self-hate and desperation. But thanks to the God known as Xenomania (and the Polydor contract they have) the best thing since Queen Elizabeth (1st) is happening in four days... well today. Girls Aloud's rumored comeback single leaked... and it made me jizz so hard my body is weak and shaking. 

With Girls Aloud you never know what you're getting. One day they're Pop, the next they have pigs as the background in one of their songs. "Something New" is a hit, it has hit written all over it. The intro is fucking brilliant

RICHARD VISSION AND LUCIANA FINALLY RELEASE "WHEN IT FEELS THIS GOOD" / LUCIANA WANTS TO BE A STRIPPER!

The loudest and raunchiest bitch in Australia is back with Richard to tell the world she wants to be stripper. "When It Feels This Good" is an anthem for all sluts all over the world who want to "make it dirty". Luciana isn't changing one bit, she's still shouting most of the lyrics, being a complete hoe and saying her man wants her to "suck up (his) swagger"

In a world where everyone is either sad, hearbroken or just partying like a stupid hoe, it's nice to see people still make raunchy tunes about oral sex, maybe I'm just attracted to songs about oral sex.

"Come on make it dirty, dripping on my headlight, lay your swagger on me" for those virgins out there, she wants him to cum on her. Not only that but he wants her to suck up his swagger (dick). Luciana shouts "when it feels this good nothing can get any better" under an aggressive beat telling us all that her man can really lay it down in bed and that's it's the best (oral) sex she's had... or given.

TAYLOR SWIFT RELEASES DUBSTEP NEW SINGLE "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE"

The Queen of the USA has released another promo single for her much anticipated (by earth) new album "Red" (out Oct. 22nd in the US). The new promo single is titled "I Knew You Were Trouble" and let me tell you, I love it when she fucks up because she makes epic songs about it.

Last time Taylor admitted she was at fault was on her masterpiece "Back to December" when she told the world she was a big ass cunt to Taylor Lautner and that she broke his heart and how she regretted it. I mean come on! Have you seen him? She lost big time. 

Well "I Knew You Were Trouble" takes us on another time of her life when she knew the guy was bad for her but she was a stupid (and economically savvy) young woman who ignored that he was a badass boy (because she knew she'd make a killer song off of it and sell it to the masses) The song doesn't have that many lyrics (that I remember) All I remember is shaking my black ass booty to this damn beat being like "yeah boo, get that beat, get that synth, oompth oompth give it to me Taylor, just take my money!!!!" 

SHINEE RELEASE FIRST ORIGINAL JAPANESE SINGLE (AND MV) "DAZZLING GIRL" AND IT'S OBVIOUSLY FLAWLESS!

SHINee have found a really good spot in the very lucrative Japanese market. They have so far released three version of their previous Korean singles and they have all been very successful in the land of Sayonara. But they obviously know they can't keep giving the Japanese people the rehash versions so they went ahead and released the best song since...well their last release (sorry lack of examples over there!)

G-DRAGON'S NEW SINGLE "CRAYON"...

G-Dragon's new single "Crayon" is like Nicki Minaj raped Psy and then Rihanna gave birth to it. It's got everything that makes a single amazing, it has charisma, it has the repetitive lyrics, the crazy video but for some reason... it just sucks. 

G-Dragon is really trying to ride the Psy dick-train by releasing this "funny, cute and crazy" video where he dresses up like a woman, has crazy outfits and crazy hair, yeah yeah yeah... it didn't work. It looks stale, it looks like you ran out of ideas and you just went for whatever is popular, which brings me to the Nicki Minaj part of this video. G-Dragon, you don't have to act like a crazy bitch to get more views on YouTube, your debut solo single "Heartbreaker" was amazing and it didn't resort to these stupid stunts. 

TVXQ RETURN TO KOREA WITH THE BEST THING SINCE KIMCHI "CATCH ME"

I don't know how they do it, I don't know where they do it but these two guys have been making some ear-raping, body shaking, limb breaking records that are fierce, innovative and addictive (God, I've never used so many fucking adjectives in my fucking life!)

Anyway, the hot and sexy duo just released their new Korean album "Catch Me" with the title track's music video being released today and I am in heaven.

FLAWLESS BRITNEY BE FLAWLESS. LEARNS 'GANGNAM STYLE DANCE' / REMAINS FLAWLESS.

FLAW-LESS-LY FLAWLESS!

+++++++++++++++

"Dress classy, dance cheesy" my new moto tbqh.

T-ARA AND CCM TRY TO DISTRACT US WITH FLAWLESS NEW COMEBACK TUNE "SEXY LOVE"

 The Queens of South Korea faced the harshest backlash last month when they decided to kick out one of their best assets, Ms. Hwayoung. After that a shit ton of accusations came out saying some of the members bullied Hwayoung, that some of the members fed her rice cakes in Japan to humiliate her, and all this other shit. I stopped paying attention mid-way because I was fed-up. All I cared about what that Queen Qri, aka Qri Pretty, aka the cutest thing since the Charlie bit me video, was not involved in those accusations.

Anyway so a month passed and this couldn't be a better time to release this phenomenal comeback single.